Another tramp joke

Two tramps are walking along a railway track. One of them says: “This is my lucky railway track. ” “Oh, what makes you say that?” asks the other tramp. “Well, I was walking here the other day and came upon a hamper. I opened it up and there was the most beautiful food and drink. I scoffed the lot. It was the most amazing meal of my life”.

The other tramp said:”Funny you should mention that but this is my lucky railway track as well”. “How come?” asks his friend, “Well, the other week I came upon a beautiful, naked young woman. i took her in my hands and made mad, passionate love to her. It was the best sex of my life”.

The other tramp was a bit miffed at this and asked “Did she give you a blowjob?” “No” said his friend sadly “I couldn’t find her head”.