Another one the PC brigade won’t like

This guy finds a magic lamp, and in keeping with tradition he rubs it three times and a genie pops out.

‘Thank you for freeing me’ says the genie ‘In return you may have three wishes’

‘For my first wish, I would like to be a millionaire’
‘Very well, your wish shall be granted’
‘For my second, I would like to live in a huge mansion’
‘Very well, your wish shall be granted. What shall be your third wish?’

The guy moves closer and whispers to the genie. ‘Vey well, your wish shall be granted’

Later on, sitting in his mansion with a new Rolls Royce and Ferrari that he treated himself to sitting outside, there’s a knock at the door. It’s the KKK.

‘Can I help you?’ he asks. ‘No but we can help you’ says the clan leader ‘I understand you wish to be hung like a black man’