Another Irish gem

> > Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly so the
> morgue
> > needed someone to identify the body.
> > > His two best friends, Seamus and Sean (also Irishmen), were sent for.
> > > Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said
> > > “Yep,he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over”. So the mortician rolled
him
> > over. Seamus looked and said “Nope, it aint Paddy”.
> > > The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean
> in
> > to identify the body.**
> > > Sean took a look at him and said, “Yup, he’s burnt real bad, roll him
> > over.
> > > The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said,
> > > “No,it ain’t Paddy”.The mortician asked, “How can you tell? Sean said,
> > “Well, Paddy had two arseholes.”
> > > “What…………., he had two arseholes???” said the mortician.
> > > “Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes.
> > > Every time we went into town, folks would say, ‘Here comes Paddy with
> them
> > two arseholes….'”