Boards Index Chat rooms – the forum communities Chat forum three boards And for the other Pirates here………….

Viewing 10 posts - 141 through 150 (of 316 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • #170742

    climbs down from crows nest………….dusts herself down.an creeps bk into galley smirkin. :- O:)

    #170743

    Well Well……………you can hardly call this the good ship venus can you???

    Right……

    **giggles as fast makes pat’s 20 lashes wiser………** (nothin kinky going on here is there…………. :roll: )

    Sunny,
    your ordered by me to hand Pat’s the mop and let her swob the decks……..hehehehe!……………

    (Everso slight overide of fast’s request (sorry number two)

    Biff,
    Somebody tie him too a cannonball and send him out to sea will they???

    Fast,
    **let’s go and get some sunshine up on the top deck and wait for the ”good ladies” onboard to serve dinner and make sure our cabins are cleaned**…….. :lol:

    I see wilma think’s she’s on a med cruise or something, wandering around asking where the bar is???? ………Och!

    Right we need a destination guy’s mc donald island sounds boring lets go somewhere exciting outside accrington stanley please would be good)

    Over to you my hearties!

    *sound of Rum bottle opening again*……..

    #170744

    :evil: tells capt dibbs were he can shove his mop. i’m throwin a sicky…….me whip marks are stingin.

    #170745

    Don’t moan at me fast done the whipping…………… :roll:

    Hurry up Sunny my bottles empty……….

    hoist the ‘Jolly Roger’………….we’re going for a cannonball shoot out!!!

    *throws empty rum bottle overboard and belches ‘blue peter theme tune’*

    #170746

    runs up the mast throws pats off burns the crows nest kicks ugs in the balls drinks all the rum and walks the plank :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted: plays with dibbs jolly roger and falls asleep on the starbor bow

    #170747

    Oh ….is this not a med cruise…..and there is no bar…..tut….. :cry: :cry:

    Mopping decks :shock:
    …. folks being seek :shock:
    …. and omg a karaoke .. blue peter !!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
    ……and McDonald island or accrington stanley……… :shock: :shock:

    Decides that working tomorrow may be preferable.. ](*,) ](*,)

    #170748

    *sends Sunny to the gallows to sober up*

    I warned ye about givin her the freedom of the ship cap’n :-

    *rips up Pats sick note*

    No time for limp excuses on this ship my girl…. [-X

    *pulls up gangplank before Wilma can escape*

    U wanna work Wilma then u can do it on ere… :twisted:

    *sunbathes with cap’n Dibbs while the wenches get to work* :-

    Pass the rum dibbsy. Im gettin thirsty under this sun… :wink:

    #170749

    :evil: :evil: :evil: i can feel a mutiny comin on…………tells capt dibbs theres no rum left cos sunny drunk it all…….thumps wilma (cos i can) :- an as fa u fastcars……..i’ve just fed ur last jar of marmite to the dolphins. [-( [-(

    #170750

    @pats wrote:

    :evil: :evil: :evil: i can feel a mutiny comin on…………tells capt dibbs theres no rum left cos sunny drunk it all…….thumps wilma (cos i can) :- an as fa u fastcars……..i’ve just fed ur last jar of marmite to the dolphins. [-( [-(

    Noooooooooooooooooo…. not me giant jar of marmite.. :shock: :shock: :shock: :(

    #170751

    ugo

    ugo checks to see if his secret stash of jelly`d eels are still there :P

Viewing 10 posts - 141 through 150 (of 316 total)

Get involved in this discussion! Log in or register now to have your say!