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Well it certainly isnt that , as you well no :wink: :wink:
OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SSKKUUURRVVVIIEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
**does quick tazmanian devil impression**
WHAT ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DOING ON MY BOAT………..you’ll all pay for this with ya lives if you keep on!!!!!!
*help’s himself to a cold happy meal chip and gobs it out of the porthole*
pat’s…………
for your outragious behaviour you shall go in the galley-house for three day’s cleaning duty. . . . . .
fastcars……….
Has been promoted to second in command and has been given two pairs of oars and a whip to keep you miserable cannivering land-lubbers keen on what you should be doing………and some whipping and oaring (if he so desires) :lol:
Biff………….
**upto pat’s and fast when he should walk the plank**
……….tie some red-meat on him first I want to tease the sharks…… :wink:
Sunny…….
Well Sunny can have freedom of the boat and go where she likes do what she wants as long as she brings plenty of good (or bad) wenches onboard everytime we get to a new port……………o O (she’ll make a fine figurehead as well……….we’ll get one of sunny carved to go foreard and replace the bow-sprit….
**tell’s second in charge to get this ship moving or those no supper for anyone**
Retires to his cabin…………..
*sound of rum bottle being opened*
behave you charming varminus crew!!!
D.
and no quivering lip type movements from crew-members that might be stuck in the galley FGS!!!!!!!!!
*Cap’n orders sunny to bring him another bottle of rum*
“early in the morning just as the day was dawning I saw a fair maiden standing on the shore. . . . . . . . . . . .
Bit early for the rum…cap…..if a storm blows up… then you will be too pished to deal with it :)
Wilma…………
o O (where and what hatch did you creep out of???)
Nothing wrong with Rum so early in the day??
*wakens the mind lightens the spirits and stirs the soul*
**fall’s over drunk**…………and you fall over as well………lol
‘get some more mainsail up you skurvieesss’
:( :( :( BUT.BUT……..capt dibbs……….*quiverin lip* i aint dun nuffin ! :shock: why do i ave to go to the galley…………*lip trembles*………i TOLD em u wud go mad but they wouldnt listen to meeeeeeeeeeee. :( sunny as bin struttin round like she owns the place………………that biff as bin stalkin meeeeee…………..an fastcars as bin usin ur cabin as a knockin shop! [-( …….*smirks @ fast*……..i bin slapped n hosed down……..*single tear drips off chin* :( …….an i dint even get the toy i wanted in me happy meal! ](*,) ………*stamps foot*……….can i poke biff wiv a sharp stick when he walks the plank?? :lol: :lol: :lol: ……….i’m makin fish eye stew fa tea.an ur all gonna be sorry! :evil: ………*flounces off in huff*……………. :( :evil: :evil: :evil:
:D/ 2nd in command wooooooooooooooooo :D/
Shurrup snivellin Pats or it will be 20 lashes for u…. :P :P :P
And u can stop smirking sunny….. u only got the freedom of the ship cos u have to swob the decks… NOW GET MOPPING.. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
and as for biff….. :-k think we will let him live for a while. I need some entertainment.. :wink:
*pipes Wilma aboard*
Pats, you’re a St. Bernard! No bones about it, you’re a dedicated, trustworthy St. Bernard. Loyal and good-hearted, you’re as reliable as they come. Your naturally protective personality is reflected in the way you treat people close to you. Sheltering your nearest and dearest from harm (or bad news, for that matter) is high on your priority list. That attitude earns you lots of gold stars, not to mention respect. People admire your strong morals — and how well you stick to them! Focused, steadfast, and determined, you always aim to please. It’s a breed like yours that makes the world a better place — woof!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wtf as this got to do wiv this thread ugo?????????????
Walks in with a smirk as big as her heart AND yes i said heart not ar se lol slaps pats for making the floor wet with crocadile tears tells ugs to shove his broom where the sun dont shine and tells capn dibbs il give you plenty of rum first thing in morning and while im at it il look after what ever eles pops up lol :wink: :wink: :wink:
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