An Irish joke ……. (no offence)

An Irishman whilst out shopping went into a shop for sauasages.
Hi, ‘Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?’ asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter.
The assistant looked at him and asked: ‘Are you Irish?’
‘If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian?” demanded the Irishman indignantly.
Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?’
Then, warming to his theme, he went on ………… ‘Or if I asked you for a
Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?’ if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?

Would Ya? Would Ya?’

The assistant said: ‘Well, no.’

Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear.

‘And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French?’
‘Well no, I probably wouldn’t’ conceded the assistant.

So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says: ‘Well, all right then,
why did you ask me if I’m Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?’

The assistant replied:

‘Because you’re in Homebase :lol: :lol: :lol: