:-s The Popular People’s Pikey Front for the Complete and Utter Destruction of Hasselhoff and Dion (PPPFCUDHD) takes a very dim view of this new wave of evil Hoffism sweeping our tweed clad shores. We are constantly on our guard, collaborating with our partners and seeking new ways of meeting this insidious threat wherever it rears its ugly, misshapen, smelly head.