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Sam and Roz Are Coming to Town
(To the Tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”)
You better give up
On Christmas this year.
You haven’t a chance
With relatives here!
Sam and Roz are coming to town.They’re bringing their kids
To add to your fun.
They’re staying 10 days;
You thought it was one.
Sam and Roz are coming to town!They’ll break your prized possessions;
They’ll destroy your solitude.
They’ll eat you out of house and home
Then complain about the food!There’s only one way
To save your Noel.
You give ’em your house,
You take a hotel.
Sam and Roz are coming to town!**********
:lol: :lol:To The Tune of God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen
1. The restroom door said Gentlemen
So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I’d been taken for a ride
I heard high voices turned and found
The place was occupiedBy two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.2. The restroom door said Gentlemen
It must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And snapped me with her bag.I could tell this just wouldn’t be my day
What can I say?
It just wasn’t turning out to be my day.3. The restroom door said Gentlemen
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign
Cause I’ve got two black eyes
And one high heel up my behindNow I can’t sit with comfort and joy
Boy, oh, boy
No, I’ll never sit with comfort and joy.Ho Ho Fuc.king Ho
What a croc of shi.t,
We all work for Santa Claus
We’ve had enough, we quit,
‘Cause we do all the fuc.kin’ work
While he stars in the show,
Stick ya Christmas up ya ar.se,
Ho Ho Fuc.king HoI’m Rudolf & I quit
Just whos he think he is,
That little fat cu.nt said back in the sleigh,
Crackin’ that fuc.kin’ whip,
And me stuck up the front,
Of these other useless cu.nts,
Stick ya Christmas up ya a.rse,
Ho Ho Fuc.king HoHo Ho Fucking Ho
What a croc of shi.t,
We all work for Santa Claus
We’ve had enough, we quit,
‘Cause we do all the fu.ckin’ work
While he stars in the show
Stick ya Christmas up ya ar.se,
Ho Ho Fuc.king HoAnd what about us elves,
We’ve had enough as well
Workin’ in that feezin’ factory
Cold as fuc.kin’ hell,
Workin’ til we drop
With our bol.locks freezin’ off,
Stick ya Christmas up ya ar.se,
Ho Ho Fuc,king HoHo Ho Fucking Ho
What a croc of sh.it,
We all work for Santa Claus
We’ve had enough, we quit,
‘Cause we do all the fuc.kin’ work
While he stars in the show
Stick ya Christmas up ya ar.se,
Ho Ho Fuc.king HoI’m Santa Claus’s wife,
I know what he’s really like,
Sneakin’ into them little kids rooms
He’s a fuckin’ pediphile,
A devious old drunk,
And I’m married to the cu.nt,
So stick ya Christmas up ya ar.se,
Ho Ho fuc.king hoHo Ho Fucking Ho
What a croc of sh.it,
We all work for Santa Claus
We’ve had enough, we quit,
‘Cause we do all the fuc.kin’ work
While he stars in the show
Stick ya Christmas up ya ar.se,
Ho Ho Fuc.king HoStick ya Christmas up ya ar.se,
Ho Ho Fuc.king HoStick ya Christmas up ya ar.se,
Ho – Ho – Fuc.king – Ho
:lol: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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