All my wordly goods………

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

it was only a matter of time before you caught the forum 3 lurgy, theyre dropping like flies in there…how long have you got? and more importantly, will you be carrying on the JC tradition of logging in and spending your last moments with us?

I’d just like to say

………………….THUD !

Pats get all the fluff from tumble dryer.

Kateee also gets my poor old dead dogs nail clippers.

Diane gets my prized silcone pastry brush cause the hairs dont fall out.

Argy gets my last £11 voucher for a two course meal (including glass of wine) valid till 30th September at Loch Fyne fish restaurant cause hes a tight git.

LL gets a 10×8 tupperware container to keep cakes in.

Chess gets my antimacassars hand crafted by Beduin virgins- Slighty stained and a bit greasy but still got loads of wear in them.

And to Cath I bequeath my prescription sunglasses so she can find her way.

@Rosepetal wrote:

Pats get all the fluff from tumble dryer.

Kateee also gets my poor old dead dogs nail clippers.

Diane gets my prized silcone pastry brush cause the hairs dont fall out.

Argy gets my last £11 voucher for a two course meal (including glass of wine) valid till 30th September at Loch Fyne fish restaurant cause hes a tight git.

LL gets a 10×8 tupperware container to keep cakes in.

Chess gets my antimacassars hand crafted by Beduin virgins- Slighty stained and a bit greasy but still got loads of wear in them.

And to Cath I bequeath my prescription sunglasses so she can find her way.

ohh plz can i have the plug off ur iron and the crumbs from ur biscuit tin plz :D :D

@the big hill wrote:

@pats wrote:

i shall stuff a cushion wif it rose an fall asleep sniffin u. :P

pats, when u die, plz can i have ur mini bar, (or should that be maxi bar lol) :lol: :D :wink:

u will get a fookin slap soon. :twisted:

here is my will i hope ur all with wot i’ve left u

i leave:

toy, my kettle
pats, my microwave
faye, my laptop charger
sue, my 2 microwavable pans
chirpy, the lid off my bottle of tomato suace
babs, my collection of twix wrappers
welshy, my secret set of laminate floor samples
and any1 in my ‘kill’ list, my collection of poison ivy mixed into a ‘goodbye and enjoy ur life’ soup

if any1 else wats anythin plz ask. oh btw faye, u only got my laptop charger cos i will be burried with the laptop lol.