alfie norfolk mizzy moon

to above my good friend ge has asked me to explain his tactless behaviour not only in the boards but in room 2.Ok you guys probably are not aware ge has a book coming out about his life its called from borstal to oxford university and more its availablenext to the fiction section in a bit called totally shot to pieces however guys ge has asked me to give a reading from his book ths chapters called prisoner cell block ge. The darkness of the cell and seriousness of my predictment was now hitting home id foolishy threw a punch at 200 man united fans in the arndale shopping center leeds I actually knocked 47 of them out in one punch the rest ran I was arrested on the spot but the pile of 47 bodys made me feel like a roman gladiator. not so now as I was sat in grisly risley prison alone and dark.id been ghosted in as we say in jail id yet too meet any other lags myfirst morning was a real shocker a kind old screw approached me when I was in the dinner que ge said the screw you see that guy over there mickey the lifer hes given you these as a present this present was a pair of pants a go go dancer might wear tight lyrca but probably too small by two sizes for me I was just about to tell the screw this when a welsh lag called davis approached me and advised me too accept them if this wasn’t bad enough the canteen had no freshly squeezed orange juice davis the friendly welsh con got me a job in the potting shed doing important work with cress on the condition I wore the shorts of course some other cons would join us for a quick burn sometimes davis lend me books like roger red hat the famous five and other intellectual books he kept repeating ge educaton is the key over and over my time at risley drew to a end I came out a different man I was self educated. next reading will be about ges college days as ruskin college id been doing some research on this place guys btw. ges telling folk now I’m 2nd in command of the national front in room 2 now guys so I thought id put my bit in cheers

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