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Get some of this down dee, Anita, it might put a smile on that miserable dial for once!
(p.s: that was taken in November, I no longer snort, I was just experimenting then and the pills were summer 2006, I no longer do those either, me’s a good boy now)Nellie Deans, is that the pub up road near t’station?
You’re forgiven! (and it’s easily done!)
Just because you’re a lightweight doesn’t mean we all are :lol:
I’m not sure i would want to be a heavyweight at drinking, or my internal organs for that matter.
I drink men’s beer see, not lager (for girls!)
Oh not I’m not a lager man, (well only when drinking snake bites) I only drink the finest dirty sh!t the local farmers make that some of my locals buy, with floating bits in an all! blow ya socks off! (yes even yours that you havent changed in 5yrs! i think you once said lol.)
As for financial cost, why do you think I’m quitting? Debt piling up.
If it carries on piling up I might not even be considered upper middle classed anymore!
Long live the aristocracy! *he says whilst taking a swig from his bottle of Theakston’s Old Peculiar* (real ale, see, you won’t have heard of it.)
Only problem with the Ale here, thats where the slops end up, so no i wouldnt touch the stuff.
Training see, get a few bottels down me now and I’m all set for toneet’s session!
Have you ever used amphetamines? A bit of base and you can knock back 20-30 pints in one night EASILY. If you’re a daily drinker that is.
Of course who hasnt heard of base etc, poor mans night out as its known.
Don’t be such a lightweight! Drink a man’s beer! Give it a try!
It’s p!ss water, have some good farmers scrumpy, or even have some thatchers cider (preferably the 1 that looks and tastes like squash) I’ve seen proper p!ss heads carried out the pub after 7/8 pints of it, and its only £1.60 a pint locally. Or addlestons Cider which is similar. If you remember how you got home, or even going home after about 7/8 pints of that stuff without any chemicals to help you stay alert, then i’d be stunned.
Happy organ killing.No don’t, I’m quitting. Eveeryone else should too, I shouldn’t be the only one to suffer
@smiley wrote:
Get some of this down dee, Anita, it might put a smile on that miserable dial for once!
(p.s: that was taken in November, I no longer snort, I was just experimenting then and the pills were summer 2006, I no longer do those either, me’s a good boy now)Nellie Deans, is that the pub up road near t’station?
Tut tut
@sharongooner wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
Its Loch Lomond btw…. here’s a link Matty http://www.liveatlochlomond.com/
In the name of the wee name where the eck have you been Marydoll??? :shock:
Nice to see you :wink: xxxxxx
ive been to Australia and back… and planning the next visit… hows u doin and the family..?? and here less oh the Marydoll effin hate it lol xx
We are all fine and I know you hate it… but it makes ye smile dont it lol!!
How is cold scottyland compared to Aus then.. when you going back? Any trouble with Mr X or has he finally got the message… oh, I nearly forgot how is old whatshername… I cant remember the term of endearment you use but you know who I mean :wink: 8)
id rather be roastin ma ar5e off over there, the kids would have a better lifestyle over there than here, i love scotland but Australia always holds my heart…
‘ Frostybreaches ‘ she’s not doin too well, she’s gave up on life, not eatin, drinkin or movin from her bed, so the doctors told us there’s nothing we can do if she’s given up… my poor mum blamin herself because she left her for 3mths…!
Aww bless her, cant be easy for her. Hows your knee doing, did being in Aus cure it atall?
yeah Australia great for knee, as i was all on the one level, im supposed to be gettin another op end of the mth date not thru yet, instead of keyhole they have to open the knee totally up..!! yikes im near faintin aboot it typin lol but if it works then brilliant, but ive been told its a re-occurin problem… i do waffle eh lol
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
Its Loch Lomond btw…. here’s a link Matty http://www.liveatlochlomond.com/
In the name of the wee name where the eck have you been Marydoll??? :shock:
Nice to see you :wink: xxxxxx
ive been to Australia and back… and planning the next visit… hows u doin and the family..?? and here less oh the Marydoll effin hate it lol xx
We are all fine and I know you hate it… but it makes ye smile dont it lol!!
How is cold scottyland compared to Aus then.. when you going back? Any trouble with Mr X or has he finally got the message… oh, I nearly forgot how is old whatshername… I cant remember the term of endearment you use but you know who I mean :wink: 8)
id rather be roastin ma ar5e off over there, the kids would have a better lifestyle over there than here, i love scotland but Australia always holds my heart…
‘ Frostybreaches ‘ she’s not doin too well, she’s gave up on life, not eatin, drinkin or movin from her bed, so the doctors told us there’s nothing we can do if she’s given up… my poor mum blamin herself because she left her for 3mths…!
Aww bless her, cant be easy for her. Hows your knee doing, did being in Aus cure it atall?
yeah Australia great for knee, as i was all on the one level, im supposed to be gettin another op end of the mth date not thru yet, instead of keyhole they have to open the knee totally up..!! yikes im near faintin aboot it typin lol but if it works then brilliant, but ive been told its a re-occurin problem… i do waffle eh lol
euch that sounds scary but if as you say it sorts it out long term t’will be worth it hun
@anita Gofradump wrote:
@smiley wrote:
Get some of this down dee, Anita, it might put a smile on that miserable dial for once!
(p.s: that was taken in November, I no longer snort, I was just experimenting then and the pills were summer 2006, I no longer do those either, me’s a good boy now)Nellie Deans, is that the pub up road near t’station?
Tut tut
I know :oops: God my head hurts after last night, as do my bowels :lol:
And cider?? How old are you??? The only people who drink cider are 13 year old chavs sitting outside bus stops !!!
Get some proper beer down dee!
@smiley wrote:
@anita Gofradump wrote:
@smiley wrote:
Get some of this down dee, Anita, it might put a smile on that miserable dial for once!
(p.s: that was taken in November, I no longer snort, I was just experimenting then and the pills were summer 2006, I no longer do those either, me’s a good boy now)Nellie Deans, is that the pub up road near t’station?
Tut tut
I know :oops: God my head hurts after last night, as do my bowels :lol:
And cider?? How old are you??? The only people who drink cider are 13 year old chavs sitting outside bus stops !!!
Get some proper beer down dee!
lol@the t-shirt.
Scrumpy cider is not the same as the sh!t you are talking about, really you should try it 1 day, unless of course you too scared? :twisted:
@smiley wrote:
I know :oops: God my head hurts after last night, as do my bowels :lol:
And cider?? How old are you??? The only people who drink cider are 13 year old chavs sitting outside bus stops !!!
Get some proper beer down dee!
It could’nt have been much of a “bender” seeing as you were up before 9am. Lightweight!!! 8)
he never went to bed
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