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    I find it funny that a bloke is moaning like a woman about bloke jokes. Either man up or give your fannny a wipe you mard twat.

    #474120

    @wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:

    I find it funny that a bloke is moaning like a woman about bloke jokes. Either man up or give your fannny a wipe you mard twat.

    Oh wow, looks like someone got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning! Well in your case this could be any side.. but we won’t go into that.
    I’ve seen you lurking around these forums like a horrid disease. You pretty much seem to get some sort of freaky sexual pleasure from internet arguements. But I can’t be bothered spoon feeding the less evolved. So you can vigerously masturbate over something else.

    Oh, and I’ve never heard of “mard”.

    #474121

    Read and feel free to use, mard is a great word.

    “spoiled, sulky, sullen. Having a tantrum, being difficult.

    Was widely used in the Manchester area.
    Always assumed it’s a corruption of “marred” (or “mar’d” or “marr’d” as Shakespeare wrote it). See also mardy, mardarse and mardy-pants. Compare with nesh.
    Don’t be so mard, our Bill- just eat it.

    He’s being a bit mard today.”

    No need to thank me, I’m always happy to educate the less intelligent than me.

    I don’t look for arguments but they often find me. Usually because soft arses like yourself can’t handle the truth, I mean go back and read your posts in this thread and hang your head in shame that you acted such a tart.

    Has your mum got Facebook? Maybe i could knock one out over her instead.

    #474122

    By the way, checkbooks is the American spelling, therefore not a typo.

    :D

    #474123

    well that is an interesting fact my sweet, if i had known that at the time of my jc war could ave been over sooner and thousands of lives could ave been saved xxxxxxx

    #474124

    @eva licious wrote:

    well that is an interesting fact my sweet, if i had known that at the time of my jc war could ave been over sooner and thousands of lives could ave been saved xxxxxxx

    Sorry, I was late. My shining armour needed a bit of polish. :twisted:

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