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20 July, 2011 at 1:06 pm #16538
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone
5. Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal…
20 July, 2011 at 1:20 pm #474100Oh look, more misandric “jokes” …
20 July, 2011 at 1:30 pm #474101Ah Craig, come on you have to admit, there funny cause there true :)
20 July, 2011 at 1:34 pm #474102@irish_lucy wrote:
Ah Craig, come on you have to admit, there funny cause there true :)
Hmm. Well I like to think that they don’t apply to me. But maybe I’m wrong?
@eva licious wrote:
13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.
*chequebooks
20 July, 2011 at 2:06 pm #474103‘ took the post down, didnt want any male feelings hurt lol
btw ta for the spell check, but i copy n pasted it so complain to whoever originally posted it
sorry did try n take it down, but it just keeps popping straight back up, my intention was never to hurt any male pride i just saw it n thought it was funny.
20 July, 2011 at 2:13 pm #474104@eva licious wrote:
‘ took the post down, didnt want any male feelings hurt lol
btw ta for the spell check, but i copy n pasted it so complain to whoever originally posted it
There’s no feelings hurt .. lol. I just find the constant, misandric “jokes” boring. Just my opnion. But of course, I’m guessing it doesn’t count for much. After all, I can’t be right unless I’m female?
I’m not looking to argue. I just read down the list of threads in this section and quite frankly it didn’t take a rocket scientist to spot the pattern.
20 July, 2011 at 2:15 pm #474105ahh touched a nerv – now now come on, anyone is free to post what they want just like your free to post anti-women jokes. Ive posted both so there is certainly NOT a pattern.
20 July, 2011 at 2:21 pm #474106@irish_lucy wrote:
ahh touched a nerv – now now come on, anyone is free to post what they want just like your free to post anti-women jokes. Ive posted both so there is certainly NOT a pattern.
I don’t want to go and post misogynistic jokes though. I’m all for banter yes, don’t get me wrong. But all you seem to hear these days is man-hating conversation.
Well yes I did notice that, but there’s still significantly more anti-“men” jokes.
Anyway, like I say I’m not looking to argue about it. I was just making a point.20 July, 2011 at 2:23 pm #474107masterplan i’m not looking to argue with u either, i dont want anything i put up on the boards to hurt or offend anyone i do not think that is what the boards are here for. but if u look at the boards some of it is aimed at us woman too it is a joke thread, i just saw it n thought it was funny if i saw a bit about advice about fathers to sons ect and thought that was funny i would ave posted it. no malicious intent was meant thats me done :roll:
20 July, 2011 at 2:30 pm #474108@eva licious wrote:
masterplan i’m not looking to argue with u either, i dont want anything i put up on the boards to hurt or offend anyone i do not think that is what the boards are here for. but if u look at the boards some of it is aimed at us woman too it is a joke thread, i just saw it n thought it was funny if i saw a bit about advice about fathers to sons ect and thought that was funny i would ave posted it. no malicious intent was meant thats me done :roll:
Okay, okay.. fair dos. It just seems that even the so called “anti-women” jokes on here aren’t as harsh as the misandric ones lol
Yeah I get that. Fair enough.
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