Advice Please

@pats wrote:

dear caff
when ur left sittin in msn while ur mate talks trojans.wot shud u do?

bored
yorkshire.

http://www.pctools.com/spyware-doctor/trojans

go run yourself a bath, pour yourself a large drink and give your mate this link. while mate is playing around with link immerse yourself in expensive extravagent fragrances for around 30 minutes. before granny skin starts to appear, take oneself out of the bath, dry carefully, wrap in soft towelling robe and go back to msn. If msn mate still hasnt stopped talking trojans then find oneself another mate.

good luck me dear , if you need any further advice please do not hesitate to call me again.

@sharongooner wrote:

Important point: Do NOT forget to moistourise!

i naturally assumed that Pats didnt have to worry her pretty little head bout such stuff i thought some one would be there to take care of all that ……. i mean a person of her standing having to moisterise herself ? tsk!!!! :roll: silly sharon bless you xxx

@sharongooner wrote:

lol!!!

And do not get tassles and all that other stuff wet!!!!

this is true little one xx how quickly you learn xxx bless xx dont forget shazza aunty caff is here for everyone including you me ickle essex freind :wink: :wink: :wink: xxx chubster hugs lolol xxx :wink: :wink: lmao *wiccup*

@sharongooner wrote:

cheers me ickle cyber auntie!!!!! :D Im bored tonight…. tv is crap, and I wanna read my book but cant relax enough…. plus I wanna post on here…. there aint enough time to do it all!!!

And I wanna be in bed before the morning comes….

what should I do?

(dont say go to bed lol!!!! I aint tired!)

thanks auntie cath xx

well shazza me ickle friend, there is the ironing to do for a start , then when you finished that the cooker could probably do with cleaning (dont they always?) :roll: and when thats done theres the kids packed lunches to do , then after all that you should be able to just get into your bed before daybreak :D :D oh wots that? your’e tired after all? bless off you go then off to bed xxxx

@pats wrote:

lmao@ u 2. xxxx

patsssssssssssssssssssssss we’re sooooooooooooooooooo bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: