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A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a basketball player. They start to talk, and eventually go back to his place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK. “What’s that?” the lady asks.

“Oh, I wear this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.” Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

“Whats that?” the lady asks again.
“Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.
Then the man drops his undies and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS. “You didn’t tell me you had AIDS!” the lady screams.

“No, no! Calm down,” the man replies. “This will say ADIDAS in a minute.