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Hi all im bob pattercake total pervert im my 60s.
Id like to tell you guys what really goes on at sex clubs.
Last friday i attended that yearly walsall bukkake convention, for which id purchased a pair of canary coloured y fronts for 3 pounds from next.
A few weeks ago id been upstaged by a much younger guy in tighter nicer looking y fronts.
Bitch! that was happening again.
Anyway i paid my ten pounds entrance fee and when i entered i was pleasently surprised to see a betty lynch lookalike getting serviced by 3 guys!
As ive said im knocking on 60 i suffer from penile disfunction and ive had my fair share of stds.
Im going to be no ones first pick at the sex club so i decided to join the other 20 guys masterbating in the corner.
No room in the inn with betty yet it seems.
Then i was approached by another guy and his stunning looking wife.
He cut straight to the chase.
Want to do my wife if i watch he asked?
Sure i said, no monkey business i said though.
So i start giving her one, shes smoking a cig looking over my shoulder seductivly at her husbund making no noises at all.
Then the dirty bleeder jizzed allover my back, this wasnt in the verbal contract so miffed i got up and left.
Ladyluck was on my side because betty had just finished servicing another 4 guys!
She beckoned me over saying i was her 12th off the evening at the bareback club.
That added a few inches knowing i was using others guys cum as lube mmmmmmmm
My friend always uses rubbers, his reason being he doesnt want to be down the std clinic every weekend like me.
Anyway betty sniffed half my poppers and stank like grimsby fish market.
But a good time was had by all.
On the way out this bi guy who had been masterbating rather close to me tried to bite my nipple, whats your game i said.
He giggled and said look up what swinger means in the dictornary baby.
So milkman is wrong this is well worth ten pounds entrance fee, im not paying to have sex with weirdos.
I hear thins been ill recently hope its nothing serious.
Just had to email the sandwell and dudley rim a strangers club.
Sorry out of action for 2 weeks ive been bitten.
So thin ice is paying a fee to get in these dens of depravity ive established.
So hes paying to have sex with women who will have sex with anyone?
Oh dear oh dear.
I dunno maybe these fees you pay to get in these clubs go towards the facillites?
Who knows? All sounds a bit quick fix and george micheal like to me.
This is shite, send in your drunken bestie Cosie, who can at least type a tale.
Was that a 3 hour solid period fantasising about me or did you have breaks in between posts 😊
Reminds me, as jc so often does, of an episode in The Simpsons involving Moe the bartender.
Some tourist appears at the bar and Moe, ever suspicious of strangers (must be a fledgling Brexiteer) asks where he lives.
The tourist, looking incredulous, says “I am awash in a sea of decadent luxury and pointless sex”.
Instead of being scandalised, a pair of dirty eyes narrow and there is a moment’s silence before Moe quietly asks – “and where might this sea be located”?
Now come on think I was told by a reliable source that thin was not MAN enough to keep woman..those woman attracted to other woman. Sad really.
Now come on think I was told by a reliable source that thin was not MAN enough to keep woman..those woman attracted to other woman. Sad really.
cosy dont count as a reliable source you sad cow
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Lol not him. lol.. female reporting. Oh happy days!
Btw who said anthing about cosy or name.
Gotcha horses arse. Lol lol lol
Another one bites the dust..
Pretty disgusting, on every level…..
just my opinion of course.
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