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    A’coorse ah love ye darlin
    Ye’re a bloody tap notch burd.
    An’ when ah say ye’re gorgeous
    Ah mean iv’ry single word.
    So yer bum is oan the big side
    ah don’t mind a bit o flab.
    It means that when am pumpin you
    There’s somethin there tae grab.
    So yer belly isny flat nae mare
    Ah tell ye ah don’t care
    So long as when a cuddle ye
    I cin get ma erms roon there.
    Nae wummin that is your age,
    Has nice roon perky breasts.
    They jist gave it to gravity,
    Bit i knew ye did yer best.
    Ah’m tellin you the truth noo,
    Ah never tell ye lies
    Ah think it’s very sexy
    Thit yae got dimples on yer thighs.
    Ah swerr on ma grannies grave noo
    The moment thit we met.
    Ah thocht ye were as gid as
    ah wis gonnae get.
    Nae matter whit ye look like
    Ah’ll always love ye dear.
    Noo shut up while the fitba’s on
    An’ get another beer.-))

    #292217

    :lol:

    #292218

    Brill. Loving that :0)

    Gonna send it to me dad, should get a smile out of him lol!

    #292219

    @argyll wrote:

    A’coorse ah love ye darlin
    Ye’re a bloody tap notch burd.
    An’ when ah say ye’re gorgeous
    Ah mean iv’ry single word.
    So yer bum is oan the big side
    ah don’t mind a bit o flab.
    It means that when am pumpin you
    There’s somethin there tae grab.
    So yer belly isny flat nae mare
    Ah tell ye ah don’t care
    So long as when a cuddle ye
    I cin get ma erms roon there.
    Nae wummin that is your age,
    Has nice roon perky breasts.
    They jist gave it to gravity,
    Bit i knew ye did yer best.
    Ah’m tellin you the truth noo,
    Ah never tell ye lies
    Ah think it’s very sexy
    Thit yae got dimples on yer thighs.
    Ah swerr on ma grannies grave noo
    The moment thit we met.
    Ah thocht ye were as gid as
    ah wis gonnae get.
    Nae matter whit ye look like
    Ah’ll always love ye dear.
    Noo shut up while the fitba’s on
    An’ get another beer.-))

    pml argy just got one thing to say to yas……… bibbles!!! pmsl nice verse tho xxx

    #292220

    typical Scotsman Cath !! and it all complimentary !

    he NEVER once dry boaked…

    he WANTS you !

    #292221

    :lol: :lol: :lol: v good

    #292222

    lol very good :lol:

    #292223

    Very good indeed arg ya old c00nt :wink:

    #292224

    @sunny wrote:

    Very good indeed arg ya old c00nt :wink:

    younger than you ya wee jobby :wink:

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