A’coorse ah love ye darlin
Ye’re a bloody tap notch burd.
An’ when ah say ye’re gorgeous
Ah mean iv’ry single word.
So yer bum is oan the big side
ah don’t mind a bit o flab.
It means that when am pumpin you
There’s somethin there tae grab.
So yer belly isny flat nae mare
Ah tell ye ah don’t care
So long as when a cuddle ye
I cin get ma erms roon there.
Nae wummin that is your age,
Has nice roon perky breasts.
They jist gave it to gravity,
Bit i knew ye did yer best.
Ah’m tellin you the truth noo,
Ah never tell ye lies
Ah think it’s very sexy
Thit yae got dimples on yer thighs.
Ah swerr on ma grannies grave noo
The moment thit we met.
Ah thocht ye were as gid as
ah wis gonnae get.
Nae matter whit ye look like
Ah’ll always love ye dear.
Noo shut up while the fitba’s on
An’ get another beer.-))