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  • #190203

    ohhh i don’t like the shoppin either Tempo… hense Y i normally have a J or 2… or 3/4…. lol normally go as early as I can…. less busy… as I get shoppin rage lol

    #190204

    :lol: shopping rage. Hope your well today mary, just thought id pop on your thread and say hi before i go sort my wig out for tonight, my fringe has got so long i look like the bloody dulux dog :shock: :lol: :lol:

    #190205

    lol @ tempo… ill call ya Foo-Foo then lol just back… well i have had a very traumatic day… im havin a hugeeee coff n J now… it started aff so well…. 1st, waited 45 mins for Bus…. 8 buses went by with no buggy bays or either full of buggys, i even folded the buggy up and the yanker didnae stop the fe ckin bus… ended up askin me mam to pick me and drop me aff doon toon, as someone was goin to get my rage.. lol got down town, went to put buggy up and the f uken thing was f uked, lucky was near the pram shop… went in guns blaZin… the is the 3rd time its happened…. so guy fixed it for me, even offered me a cuppa bless him…

    anyways, left their, went into Marks n Sparks… with buggy n basket grrrrr… the isles too wee, ole biddies bendin doon way their ar5es stickin oot, that r as deaf as a doormat…. * Frustation * then to find i can’t use the express check out as only for 5 items, i can’t use half the check-outs because of the buggy, only 1 for buggys, which was a huge que… and this female was decided * oh lets have a chat aboot f uken shyte and delay the que… * i asked if i could go use the express lan as no-one at it…. to be told… NO…. i was like * grrrrrrrrrrr *… 13 mins l8er…. finally i get served…. my blood ragin…. the buses pi’ssin me aff…. the buggy…. the waitin……. and this WOMAN said…. * ohhh u need to wait a moment as im due on my BREAK….. * well talk aboot addin FUEL TO AN ALREADY BURNIN FIRE* lol………. i was like… ohhh im very sorry, when is your break due…?? she said ohhh ive got 5mins… i said…. * well while ur sittin their u can put my stuff thru, as too be honest if u don’t u’ll have a mega scene on ur hands, IVE BEEN WAITIN for 15 mins now… and ur worried aboot 5 mins for ur break… …..

    so i cut my shoppin trip short… before i disgraced myself dreadfully… but i didnt SWEAR…. ohhh i wouldnt of i was in Marks… tryin to b posh lol

    #190206

    :lol: :lol: :lol: that just cracked me up, sounds like you had a hell of a day so far lol i know what ya mean about trying to act posh in m and s cos i try my best but still get followed by security :lol: :lol: i dunno they must have summat against alternative types or summat think im gonna be away with half the shop under my jacket pml

    Buses are a nightmare, i end up with the “nutter” chunnering away to themselfs with tourette type tics or singing away :shock: either that or the dear old lady type telling me about the price of potatoes :lol: :lol:

    isnt shopping great :twisted:

    #190207

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    lol @ tempo… ill call ya Foo-Foo then lol just back… well i have had a very traumatic day… im havin a hugeeee coff n J now… it started aff so well…. 1st, waited 45 mins for Bus…. 8 buses went by with no buggy bays or either full of buggys, i even folded the buggy up and the yanker didnae stop the fe ckin bus… ended up askin me mam to pick me and drop me aff doon toon, as someone was goin to get my rage.. lol got down town, went to put buggy up and the f uken thing was f uked, lucky was near the pram shop… went in guns blaZin… the is the 3rd time its happened…. so guy fixed it for me, even offered me a cuppa bless him…

    anyways, left their, went into Marks n Sparks… with buggy n basket grrrrr… the isles too wee, ole biddies bendin doon way their ar5es stickin oot, that r as deaf as a doormat…. * Frustation * then to find i can’t use the express check out as only for 5 items, i can’t use half the check-outs because of the buggy, only 1 for buggys, which was a huge que… and this female was decided * oh lets have a chat aboot f uken shyte and delay the que… * i asked if i could go use the express lan as no-one at it…. to be told… NO…. i was like * grrrrrrrrrrr *… 13 mins l8er…. finally i get served…. my blood ragin…. the buses pi’ssin me aff…. the buggy…. the waitin……. and this WOMAN said…. * ohhh u need to wait a moment as im due on my BREAK….. * well talk aboot addin FUEL TO AN ALREADY BURNIN FIRE* lol………. i was like… ohhh im very sorry, when is your break due…?? she said ohhh ive got 5mins… i said…. * well while ur sittin their u can put my stuff thru, as too be honest if u don’t u’ll have a mega scene on ur hands, IVE BEEN WAITIN for 15 mins now… and ur worried aboot 5 mins for ur break… …..

    so i cut my shoppin trip short… before i disgraced myself dreadfully… but i didnt SWEAR…. ohhh i wouldnt of i was in Marks… tryin to b posh lol

    This made me :lol: Mary you are quite a trip :lol:

    #190208

    i got b ollocked in the Post office que… by 2 ole biddies… as i was seemly holdin up the que complaining about my 4 numbers pay oot of the lottery… £36… f uken shyte… lol ole woman told me if ur that bothered aboot the amount ill take it lol

    #190209

    rite… time for me to leave…. probs won’t b on til mon now… so take it easy folks…. tc x

    #190210

    *drags in two supersized bean bags* sit yer ass down a while mary lass, im having a smoke before i do sod all today, why is it when you sleep in the daytime you always feel firked? you dont seem to get the same quality sleep as you do of a nightime?

    #190211

    elo Tempo… xxx * MJ flops doon*

    here u need to get the sleepin malarky sorted… that aint good for ya… u been to see a homopathy that rite..?? lol im goin this wk to c if they can sort my incrediable hormone imbalance lol… ( borderline luney ) lol

    #190212

    Tempo xx i need to dash just now.. i’ll pm ya when im back lol

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