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What kind of deals do you do Mary? Tesco’s are doing two tens for a fiver, can you beat that? :wink:
and Brite n breeZy elo fae Grey ole Glesga…. along its mild… n dry we one must not complain… eh…. im actually murderin here…. i should stick to just the yakkin over the mic lol
its got to be ice cold milk… n Crunchy Nut Cornflakes… or Frostys… and nae of ur asda, tesco repo’s got be Kellogos’… dinny like special K…. like me porriage thugh way cold milk nae salt or sugar just plain…. yummi…. even nicer way a yoghart mix’d in as well… ohhhh and honey way a tad of cream n Drambuie…. ain’t that a fancy Liqer…. say it quick… get the joke lol …
@rubyred wrote:
how DO you hold your fancy liqour ??
by the ears :)
lol forgot that joke as well…. the one’….. well my man just Loves Drambuie….. her m8 says…. Aint that a fancy Liqueur…. and she says…. MMMMmmmmmMMMMMMMMMM…. lol
i love Drambuie Liquer Coffees’ mmmmMMmmmm…. like Glayva but sweeter…. and if money nae probs… try Irish Mist…. yummiiii but £15 a wee bottle…!!! shockin… pity woolys dinny sell it…. ya can buy or knock it at woolworths… and thats if they’ve got any in… lol Sum say…. he died of a fever….. sum say he died of a disease…. but we all know wot he died of…. he died of the smell of … ‘ shine up ur buttons way brasso… its only a tanner a tin… lol
now now Rubes’ One would not know places of these…. As one is not a drinker…! But my friend drinks those things… Red Square…. God the state she gets in … wid put u aff drinkin it… lol i’ll stick to J’s safer and doesnae gee ya a hangover fae Hell./…..
NEGLECT NEGLECT…. me poor wee thread… way way back in page 3 tsk tsk lol…
here talkin of page 3… if ya cud see me now…. im on the karaoke with radio mic… but i wanted to roll a J…. and was singin away…. so the mic bein held inbetween me boobs under me bra lol… its actually fairly handy lol ur own big mic stand ladies lol
tsk… neglect neglect yet again… i blame my fellow smokers… Tempoooooo where’s u at… how dare u have a lfe ootside the pc… ive has sum guid green here…. can I temp ya lol…
so its a guid nite fae me and a guid nite fae her…. TIEN 2 1 N ALL,,,,, lol the ole grass aworkin lol me own lignio nigjino lol or even me own lingo jingo lol ohhh dears,,, its certainly excellently the creame de le creme ole Miss Jean Broadie wid disaprove lol my dirtty stop out of a mother has returned fae her niteoot…. tryin to act sober lol 2 drinks and she’s away way the red nosed faeries lol as she’s get all Edinburgh and talks proper Queens Own English… lol but with a gentle SLURRRRRR at the end lol and stumbles up the stairs lol God bless her… she’s had a nice wee nite oot inwhich she doesnae do often and should do more… plus i bunged her the money for the niteout lol and my business cards to leave behind lol well ya have to drum up business anywheres eh lol ohhh ive got the ole verbal diahorria… ya still with me here lol
For MJ :)
@abitofmary_j wrote:
i love Drambuie Liquer Coffees’ mmmmMMmmmm…. like Glayva but sweeter…. and if money nae probs… try Irish Mist…. yummiiii but £15 a wee bottle…!!! shockin… pity woolys dinny sell it…. ya can buy or knock it at woolworths… and thats if they’ve got any in… lol Sum say…. he died of a fever….. sum say he died of a disease…. but we all know wot he died of…. he died of the smell of … ‘ shine up ur buttons way brasso… its only a tanner a tin… lol
if you buy it or knock it from wooly’s ya guaranteed theres nothin in lmao.
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