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  • #190333

    She will turn up soon im sure, hope your well mary and get yer ass back for a natter xxxx

    #190334

    can nae sod go for a Dump in piece these days…??? im mean SORRY FOR BEING ABSENT FOLKS lol…. ill leave my note for ya’s l8ers lol

    ohhhh the Newcastle wkend happenin 2day…. bet ya lucky nae knickers… sittin watchin the clocks hands slowly move… see te alcky’s r meetin up a day earlier eh…. trust them lol

    enjoy urselfs…. behave urself/.///…. and poor soulie… lol xx

    once again…. im sorry for bein absent for all of a wk lol a wk and ur worried ah bless…. even ikkle Dawny txt’d me… ive nae money in me phone btw….

    im added to the family … my m8 ready to drop a bairn… so im runnin her older 1 to nursery etc…. my new wee pal… im beginnin to think she has dispraxia as her countin up makes her 40 wks preggers now… and this baby still not wishin to put in an appearance..

    she’s at the stage for the last 2 wks lol every ikkle pain or movement… ohhhhhhh its soreee… lol now she’s fcuked if she goes into labour with me if her man canny make it back in time for birth… as im goin to be sum help for the birthin partner lol.. i either be lyin pass’d oot at her side lol or hoggin the gas n air… sayin//* ffs its no that bad just push…!!1 inbetween breathes lol * should video it cud be a guid laff… lol

    so life been full on hense my absent… thxs for all the pm’s etc to make sure im well… didnae think to clock in… lol but ya know the nxt fews wks it will be fleetin visits… i canny wait til she draps the bairn then i can get on with my own family lol…

    #190335

    @rubyred wrote:

    hurumph ,,hard necked wee coo,,ye were giving me gyp only the week before cos i DARED no come in for 2 minutes ! liked yer song b,t,w :) and they wont let her go past 42 weeks…and ya are pregnant for 40 weeks ya daft coo! 9 FULL months ! But im glad yer okay doll.least ya got enough personality to be missed here .but i need to go noo..canny find my passport :) see ye when i get hame,,IF i get hame ! L xx

    i know ur preggers for 40 wks lol…. hense i said mair lol

    lol Passport…. check…!! enjoy urself Rubes… leave poor souly alone btw…

    and rem…. try and act like ladies for 1 nite plz..!!! don’t let Scotland doon..!!

    #190336

    Good to see you again MJ

    Was beginning to think you’d been abducted by aliens or something. :shock:

    xsxsxs

    #190337

    elo Squishy xx

    yeah they’d only send me back though knowin ma luck lol

    thxs for wb xx hope ur well… ere ive even did ur awards thingy lol

    #190338

    see with the regular gobshytes in Newscastle the boards are quiet eh lol…

    wooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo anyone lurkin…??? MJ on her tod ere….

    #190339

    AbitofMary_J…..oO* think ill change karaoke venues and no tell anyone*

    ohhhh where all the news of the met then…?? glad u had a ball… but what aboot this MAN you went away with…??? the guy with the dodgy passport…???

    #190340

    one-word Rubes’………………. Lush lol

    well im expecting a detailed account of Newscastle then plz Rubes’ just for plan Noseyness btw nowt else lol….

    plus if Luckys organising a Met is Glesga, be better make sure it worth the Southerners the Journey North…! ya just have to mind Im buildin up me business so if Ive have to work a sat nite then money comes 1st lol mind ive got long arms n short pockets lol

    would be grand if ya cud make it a friday lol

    here Lucky mind if ur organising it for Sept… mind ya have the Paisley fare wkend n Glesga Fare…!!!! alot folks heid to Blackpool… lordy knows why lol after numerous years of abusin the Farewkends in Blackpool… when u’r firkin pi’ss’d afore ya make Southwaite lol and fallin aff the bus at the pleasure beach….. headin for the Revolotion n Pepsi Ride thinkin ur game n up for it as ya taken a mad bet n lost on way doon on bus…. gettin on the ride thinkin its nowt…. takin aff feelin the 40 oz’er voddy, cyder n shots rising up ur tummy …. then settlin in ur throat….. feelin ur gonna spew up lol managin to control it as u’ll lose the bet…. fallin aff the ride… thinkin it wisnae bad where’s the nxt ride… who’s got the voddy….

    ohhh me verbal diahorriaaaaa…. lol

    #190341

    does the Orange go with me Rollin tin…??? me don’t thinks so… lol

    anybody ere in Orangeland….

    #190342

    Pass us a J chick, me eyes hurt

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