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Volkies’…. young lady,,,!!! u need ur mooth washed oot with carbolic soap and steel wire brush u should sign up for my courses lol…
1. Classes in …. How to get out the car without revealing your breakfast…..!
2. how to fart without getting caught by your parnter…
3. How to learn to talk with your mouth full ( this a popular class btw lol )
4. how to sit without your legs spread wide eagled when wearing a skirt…
@abitofmary_j wrote:
Volkies’…. young lady,,,!!! u need ur mooth washed oot with carbolic soap and steel wire brush u should sign up for my courses lol…
1. Classes in …. How to get out the car without revealing your breakfast…..!
2. how to fart without getting caught by your parnter…
3. How to learn to talk with your mouth full ( this a popular class btw lol )
4. how to sit without your legs spread wide eagled when wearing a skirt…
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: signs up fa all 4 classes.
@*Sian* wrote:
:lol: :lol: I can do all 4 I go to the toilet to fart, i wear brigettes so my breakfast will never be revealed and well the other 2 are just normal :lol: :lol:
:D slaps sian over the head with her satchel.
@abitofmary_j wrote:
Volkies’…. young lady,,,!!! u need ur mooth washed oot with carbolic soap and steel wire brush u should sign up for my courses lol…
1. Classes in …. How to get out the car without revealing your breakfast…..!
2. how to fart without getting caught by your parnter…
3. How to learn to talk with your mouth full ( this a popular class btw lol )
4. how to sit without your legs spread wide eagled when wearing a skirt…
I’m f*cking amazing the way I am thank you :wink:
1. I only go commando for my special guy
2. Simple I won’t fart when he’s around
3. Does this class includes c*cks?
4. I’m no lady I don’t do skirts8)
lol@volks…. tsk..!!! i knew u would bring c ocks into it lol
Sian lmfao go to the loo …. i normally just lift the quilt up over Mr Wolfies heid lol
@abitofmary_j wrote:
lol@volks…. tsk..!!! i knew u would bring c ocks into it lol
*smiles sweetly*
O:)
I’m a unique breed… What can I say? It’s a hard life trying to juggle these men and it’s even harder (literally) trying to get to the bar in a rammed pub, you just keep getting poked :lol:@volksie wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
lol@volks…. tsk..!!! i knew u would bring c ocks into it lol
*smiles sweetly*
O:)
I’m a unique breed… What can I say? It’s a hard life trying to juggle these men and it’s even harder (literally) trying to get to the bar in a rammed pub, you just keep getting poked :lol:Where is this pub………??? :twisted: :-
@squeezy wrote:
@volksie wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
lol@volks…. tsk..!!! i knew u would bring c ocks into it lol
*smiles sweetly*
O:)
I’m a unique breed… What can I say? It’s a hard life trying to juggle these men and it’s even harder (literally) trying to get to the bar in a rammed pub, you just keep getting poked :lol:Where is this pub………??? :twisted: :-
My locals 8) :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: poked! rammed! what kind of scholl is this fgs?!!!!!!! 8)
lmfao@ PATS…. think I’ll close the school down lol…. all this smut.. lol
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