A year in the life of chat.

So what’s changed? Not a lot really, people come and go change names after a fall out with either their bestest mates or lover who has claimed to be the only one they ‘chat to privately’. Jadey and chele have exhausted themselves ploughing through all the obvious free men only to find their ‘true love’ (at least every six weeks).

Cosy continues to spout his eternal rubbish and constant lies about being admin and taking over the site but can you hate him? Nah he’s a lamb in wolves clothing, harmless enough really, a bit rough and ready but you’d miss him if he disappeared.

His old rival Thin ice continues to try his hardest to stir things up amongst chatters and is still under the illusion he’s the Don Juan of chatland, whereas in fact he’s had his day no one takes any notice of him anymore due to his diatribe being so boring it would stop a hedgehog wanting to come out of hibernation.

Princess Kenty seems to have done the rounds and at last realised there really is ‘ NO ONE ELSE TO SHAG’!
Good old Pike seems to have retreated after pouring his heart out to anyone and everyone that will listen, realising he’s probably sponged off as many women jc’ers as is decent and is probably chatting on another chatsite as we speak trying his luck.

What about Geoff? Still lurking, still trying to be clever, still failing.

I would mention Anita but after reading Pats Chat and wasting more than 35 minutes of my life reading what he’s been up to and losing the will to live, I can only say he’s a right lad is’nt he?. Wish I had the spare time he has.

Talking of Pats Chat, same ol’ same ol’ moonshadow giving it large and winding everyone up, yet they still reply to her, feeding her, berating her yet falling for her every move. Laughable yet compelling just the same. Good old Pats still not managing to type a full sentence yet can’t drag herself away. Sunny still loyal as ever, what can I say she may not be able to spell but she is one of the best.

Of course there are still those slagging jc off from Pats yet breeze into jc in other names too shy to ‘come out’ as who they really are, yet profess to be upfront and not scared of anyone hmmmmmm.

Some nice regs continue to be ‘nice regs’ and some not so nice and so it goes on.

Happy Christmas to you all!