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to my valentine,
well todays the day oh love of mine
so i thought i’d send you a little rhyme
to tell you what you mean to me
and of the place i’d like to be
you see my love oh love of mine
your face reminds me of a wrinkled swine
all pink and hairy and full of sweat
how do ya fancy a visit to the vets?
your voice reminds me of a pnumatic drill
which is why i take those little pills
to help me dream of richard gere
i wish to god that he was here
i see your face when i am dreaming
and that is why i wake up screaming
but darling darling valentine
the thing that drives me close to tears
is that i might be with you for ten more years.feel free to use this one girls :P :lol:
Oh my goodness, this is hilarious!! Here in the US it is still Monday….
Angelwolf
thanks angel, have read some of your work and i must say you have quite a talent there. :D
Not impressed, please do not include all of us men in your lil rhyme. Some of us are twice as bad :lol:
@cymorill wrote:
to my valentine,
well todays the day oh love of mine
so i thought i’d send you a little rhyme
to tell you what you mean to me
and of the place i’d like to be
you see my love oh love of mine
your face reminds me of a wrinkled swine
all pink and hairy and full of sweat
how do ya fancy a visit to the vets?
your voice reminds me of a pnumatic drill
which is why i take those little pills
to help me dream of richard gere
i wish to god that he was here
i see your face when i am dreaming
and that is why i wake up screaming
but darling darling valentine
the thing that drives me close to tears
is that i might be with you for ten more years.feel free to use this one girls :P :lol:
Wish I’d read that sooner! :lol:
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