a song for us chatters

I think Brad Paisely chats here (he is a country singer btw)

Online
i work at pizza hut
an I drive an old hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I’m five foot three and overweight
I’m a sci fi fanatic mild asthmatic
never been to second base
but there is a whole other side to me
that you need to see
go check out my space

cause online im out in hollywood
I”m 6’5 and look damn good
I drive a maserati
I’m a black belt in karate
and I love a good glass of wine
it turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don’t want nothin serious
cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
(chatting to two girls at same time)
I’m so much cooler online

ok that’s just one verse but the song cracks me up lol