a song for all the ladies of forum 3

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Growing Old’s Unhealthy

You’d like ten pounds of ugly flesh to simply disappear
Your friends say you want a magician not a corsetiere
Here’s my magic wand
And my calculator finely honed
Ha ha ha ha ha

That’s got us both in stitches now I only have to add a few
With just a little nip and tuck you’ll be as good as new
Cos let’s be kind
You were looking old and very lined
Not to mention fat and going blind

Stop your hubby being sick over you
With a little resin and glue
Hypothermia rickets and flu
Can be banished
Growing old’s unhealthy

We’ll have to cap these teeth have contact lenses for the eyes
We’ll lift the bosom drop the bottom redesign the thighs
What we can’t style
We can cover in ceramic tiles
But don’t you ever dare to crack a smile

Stop your hubby being sick over you
With a little resin and glue
Hypothermia rickets and flu
Can be banished
Growing old’s unhealthy

Schoolgirls at your time of life?
She wears the uniforms at night
Don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh
Meet the wife
Don’t laugh don’t laugh

Stop your hubby being sick over you
With a little resin and glue
Hypothermia rickets and flu
Can be banished
Growing old’s unhealthy

Look what we do
With a little resin and glue
Hypothermia rickets and flu
Can be banished
Growing old’s unhealthy

Lyric BA Robertson
Music BA Robertson with Terry Britten

© R&BA Music Ltd/Myaxe Music Ltd

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