A real posh night out

@pd wrote:

I’m finkin’ of arsking some posh burd out for a slap-up meal. It’s got to be all romantic and candle lit like. So I’m finking of putting on my best vinyl table cloth, and even the two guinness table mats I “borrowed” from the Dog & Duck. Oh, and sticking one of me mam’s tealights, she left here after that power cut the other month, for that real romantic mood.

The menu wil be…

Starter: Marmite mixed with marg, served with lightly toasted tesco value thin sliced white bread… I may even cut the crusts off (I can have them later when she’s havin’ a fag)

Main course: A choice between Chicken & Mushroom or Beef & Tomato Pot Noodle, served with a side of Ready Salted crisps and some tinned sliced carrots.

Wine: A cheeky but subtle Happy Shopper Vin de Table, in clean white plastic cups

Pudds: Half a tin of fruit cocktail, served up in the now rinsed white plastic cups.

Cheese & Biscuits: Dairylee Dunkers (push the boat out… one each)

Coffee: Makro Cappuccino in two fresh poly cups

What do you think? On to a winner?

THEN.. TAKE HER OUTSIDE, DO HER IN THE ALLEY WAY, SEND HER HOME IN A TAXI – IGNORE THE TEXTS SHE SENDS, AND HEY PRESTO.. IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, AND PLAY HARD TO GET, SHE MAY BE BACK FOR MORE!!.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

@pd wrote:

@woohoo wrote:

THEN.. TAKE HER OUTSIDE, DO HER IN THE ALLEY WAY, SEND HER HOME IN A TAXI – IGNORE THE TEXTS SHE SENDS, AND HEY PRESTO.. IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, AND PLAY HARD TO GET, SHE MAY BE BACK FOR MORE!!.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I’m making notes here… this is real gold quality stuff

you just dont have any style PD fgs , now if you take a spoon full of marmite, put it on to a plate , beat it well with the back of a spoon it turns white, now that will really impress her!!

lol it does work you sceptical lot, its been one of my party tricks for years!!! and no I’m not telling you what the others are lol :wink: :oops: