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I’m finkin’ of arsking some posh burd out for a slap-up meal. It’s got to be all romantic and candle lit like. So I’m finking of putting on my best vinyl table cloth, and even the two guinness table mats I “borrowed” from the Dog & Duck. Oh, and sticking one of me mam’s tealights, she left here after that power cut the other month, for that real romantic mood.
The menu wil be…
Starter: Marmite mixed with marg, served with lightly toasted tesco value thin sliced white bread… I may even cut the crusts off (I can have them later when she’s havin’ a fag)
Main course: A choice between Chicken & Mushroom or Beef & Tomato Pot Noodle, served with a side of Ready Salted crisps and some tinned sliced carrots.
Wine: A cheeky but subtle Happy Shopper Vin de Table, in clean white plastic cups
Pudds: Half a tin of fruit cocktail, served up in the now rinsed white plastic cups.
Cheese & Biscuits: Dairylee Dunkers (push the boat out… one each)
Coffee: Makro Cappuccino in two fresh poly cups
What do you think? On to a winner?
What time do you want me?
For the record, I don’t smoke
Will we be eating before or after corrie and eastenders? :lol:
why does this post make me think of the royal family xmas special ,
I was thinking of dumping some guy in JC :lol:
What do you think?? :wink: :lol:I’m finkin’ of arsking some posh burd out for a slap-up meal. It’s got to be all romantic and candle lit like. So I’m finking of putting on my best vinyl table cloth, and even the two guinness table mats I “borrowed” from the Dog & Duck. Oh, and sticking one of me mam’s tealights, she left here after that power cut the other month, for that real romantic mood.
A shirt and trousers might make a better impression…. :wink:
@gazlan wrote:
A shirt and trousers might make a better impression…. :wink:
Wot do you fink, tracky bottoms and my best Man U top? Trainers or DMs?
Man U??? your having a giraffe aintchya!
Wot do you fink, tracky bottoms and my best Man U top? Trainers or DMs?
Why not go all out and show her your birthday suit…maybe with the dm`s.
@gazlan wrote:
Wot do you fink, tracky bottoms and my best Man U top? Trainers or DMs?
Why not go all out and show her your birthday suit…maybe with the dm`s.
Or if you wanna keep that bit of mystery how about ….
Your best flasher mac , ankle socks & that all important light up spinning bow tie. :lol: :wink:
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