A rather funny true story, but is it REALLY that funny?

@bat wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@bat wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

I wonder …….. was she driving a Volvo by any chance?????? :-

OI!! Flamin cheek. :evil: No it was,nt me.I,m not bloody stoooopid you know. I,m a good driver I am. I dont need sodding sat nav , I,ve got bloody good sonar I have.What a bloody waste of time that is. Can,t people read road signs and maps ffs? Stupid bloody woman. Gives the rest of us a bad name. grrr. :evil:
It was probably some stupid doddery old pensioner in a bloody great honda civic automatic. These silly old faggots can hardly see over the steering wheel, and they always get “confused” and mix up the brake and the accelorator, and end up carerring through peoples front gardens. Bats are good drivers. Well this one is…so ner to you. :wink:

Find your bloody keys then & let me out the Boot :lol:

Nope. The boot is the best place for you. :wink: :lol:

we are talking about the Boot of your volvo & not the end of your Boot as im
kicked out of the rooms arnt we ? :?

YOu`d have thought she`d have noticed the road getting slightly bumpier & bumpier woodnt you

is my spelling improving :lol:

@ugo wrote:

@bat wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@bat wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

I wonder …….. was she driving a Volvo by any chance?????? :-

OI!! Flamin cheek. :evil: No it was,nt me.I,m not bloody stoooopid you know. I,m a good driver I am. I dont need sodding sat nav , I,ve got bloody good sonar I have.What a bloody waste of time that is. Can,t people read road signs and maps ffs? Stupid bloody woman. Gives the rest of us a bad name. grrr. :evil:
It was probably some stupid doddery old pensioner in a bloody great honda civic automatic. These silly old faggots can hardly see over the steering wheel, and they always get “confused” and mix up the brake and the accelorator, and end up carerring through peoples front gardens. Bats are good drivers. Well this one is…so ner to you. :wink:

Find your bloody keys then & let me out the Boot :lol:

Nope. The boot is the best place for you. :wink: :lol:

we are talking about the Boot of your volvo & not the end of your Boot as im
kicked out of the rooms arnt we ? :?

Both. :wink: :lol:

Ah, but did the railway line look like a railway line?

The Highway Code carries the advice, when using unmanned level crossings, to “always give way to trains”. Good piece of advice, that.

Someone I once knew witnessed a car (mercifully unoccupied, parked on a crossing in a quayside area) being mangled by a train.