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  • #4667

    ok, here is the situration

    you have a motorbike to your right, going the same speed as you, coming up behind you is a helicopter chasing you, its flying in low right up your chuffer, then ahead you suddenly see an elephant, what do you do?

    #230899

    @matty wrote:

    ok, here is the situration

    you have a motorbike to your right, going the same speed as you, coming up behind you is a helicopter chasing you, its flying in low right up your chuffer, then ahead you suddenly see an elephant, what do you do?

    get off the merry go round :lol:

    #230900

    bollox :) lol.. spoilt my thread now

    #230901

    @matty wrote:

    spherical objects :) lol.. spoilt my thread now

    i aim to please…or is that im pleased to be aimed at ???

    #230902

    i promise i won’t aim anything in your direction

    #230903

    @matty wrote:

    i promise i won’t aim anything in your direction

    humph !! then i aint replying to any more of your threads :wink: :-

    #230904

    its ok, i just wanna play hard to get, it says so in this book

    its a good book, appently when entering a room, you got to approach the girl you like within 6 seconds

    but when you approach the girl, you approach the group she is in, and you pay no attention to the girl you are after, infact you mock her down and say somthing negitive about her, nothing cruel, somthing like, i think you have spilt a bit of drink down your top

    appently this puts them on the defensive and you have control :)

    #230905

    @matty wrote:

    its ok, i just wanna play hard to get, it says so in this book

    its a good book, appently when entering a room, you got to approach the girl you like within 6 seconds

    but when you approach the girl, you approach the group she is in, and you pay no attention to the girl you are after, infact you mock her down and say somthing negitive about her, nothing cruel, somthing like, i think you have spilt a bit of drink down your top

    appently this puts them on the defensive and you have control :)

    dont try it on many women cos after the third ur jaw will be bloody sore !! compliments are the way to a girls heart….but not loads sounds insincere x

    #230906

    oh right, then in that case i’m taking the book back and asking for my money back

    #230907

    only ugly people read books like this anyway

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