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Yes my good friends today is most wonderful and happy. This morning my Chief Dr Femi Asegun gave the village a fat cow. We have many fat cows here but they belong to the man and not the village and a man will not let another man eat his fat cow.
We killed the fat one and later we eat it with much ceremony and praise for our good fortune. Truly we are most fortunate for this thing.
Dr Femi has met with his good friend in State Government and he has said that we get lot of money from the many good people of your country who listen to all the music just now. The great and famous Sir Geldorph he make lots of promises to my African brothers and we get many good things from him. My Chief he has been told he get a new big car with the air cooler. My Church it get a new Mercedes mottor car.
We hope soon to have money and riches for all of us and we thanks to you for this and for the great love you have given to us with your money.
@Mart wrote:
:lol: :lol: You cant be too bad off mate, u own a computer :wink:
Yes I am not a rich man but I have many friends with power. My computer is most modern and has the Windows and many modern things of this. I have it from my good friend in Abuja and he has it from his good friend in Lagos.
He tell me that he got it from an American tourist some time when he visit here but I not think this is true as he is not a bad man but his friend in Lagos can be one.
Was this fat cow wearing anything like a sarong…and was it in Burberry :?: I know your women must wear many ornaments such as gold hoop earings and…what about footwear? White per chance…must be the colour of choice as it is so pure. 8)
I am most happy you have obtained a fat cow, it is a great honour innit and i am sure you will have many hours of fun teaching it the lingo. Sorted. 8)
@rainbowbrite wrote:
Was this fat cow wearing anything like a sarong…and was it in Burberry :?: I know your women must wear many ornaments such as gold hoop earings and…what about footwear? White per chance…must be the colour of choice as it is so pure. 8)
I am most happy you have obtained a fat cow, it is a great honour innit and i am sure you will have many hours of fun teaching it the lingo. Sorted. 8)
Miss Rainbow I think you are misapprehending the customs of my country. We do not allow our cows to wear clothes here as you do in England. This is not our way but it is yours I think yes?
Our wifes may wear jewels and gold if they go to the market, but not with the other fat cows. they always must have the sandals on for the thorns and scorpions and to protect them from the bad juju which enters them from their bottom soles.
Miss Kylee I see you are from America now in your messages and want to assure you that we do not matter this against you too much. It is not our fault that your countrymen get robbed in Lagos. Here in Yobe State we are nice people and are not the bad men who do these things. We like fat cows here.
My Chief Dr Femi Asegun he says he do not want the American wifes as they complain all time and they always know their rights he say, but I do not agree. Americans do not know this much I think.
Good Morning Miss Kylee and you are in the usual way of the argument yes? My Chief, Dr Femi Asegun, is correct in his opinion I think about the American wifes.
I am most anxious to learn of your culture as many of my countrymen are belief you have one. If the American wifes are lazy and not do the cooking and the cleaning for the house is it true that the husband they beat the wifes real good? In Nigeria the husband only beat his wifes a little bit when they need it.
In Nigeria we see the CNN News lots of times and we know that all Americans wifes are very fat. This is truly so as the CNN News is great and good and do not tell the lie to us. Is this truly right?
It is my fervent wish and so it is of my Chief that you may come to our village on of these days and the men of my village can rejoice in your greatness.
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