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As Christmas is only 10 weeks away this is a little
something you may wish to start practicing with now to
assure perfection come the Day.Christmas Cookie Recipe
4 large eggs
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
lemon juice
1 bottle WhiskySample the whisky to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Whisky again, to be sure
it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink. Turn on the electric mixer…Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of
sugar…Beat again. At this point it’s best to make
sure the whisky is still OK, try another cup …just
in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs
and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit, pick the frigging fruit off floor… Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample
the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two
cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the whisky. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn
the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don’t forget to beat off the turner.Finally, throw the bowl through the! w! indow, finish
the whisky and make sure to put the stove in the
dishwasher.CHERRY MISTMAS
lmfao…. now this was worth the read.. lol i even tainted way a fine p’ss’d as a fart way a guid scottish glesga accent laced with Billy Connollys ala’ MJ best rip aff finest delivery laced again way a p’ss’d as a fart The Rev I M Jolly fae Rikki Fultons finest AWAAAYYYYYY… since yir yakkin aboot oor finest airye National Drink Whisky aye nae o that Brandy Shyte fir us aye… now keep with the Christmas theme way Rikki Fulton noo lang noo til Hogmany ehhh….. need to be gettin the clutty dumpling and black bun on the stove… and write me letter to Santa to remind all not to forget me Broons and Oor Wullie book… aye its great to back…. and crimbo soon upon us… and as usual in MJ’s hoosehold… if it disna rain its effin well pours…. crimbo mite be ala meany this year as well as usual us plebe’s way nae money put into crimbo clubs… savin all year roon to get jack shyte… well its certainly doin well for me figure ill tell ya.. lol JMMOG ive just look up at the screen and the usual… ive readin an effin bedtime story…. its’ guid to be back… missed much…????
aye up shaz’a aint u a fellow scot if im rite…?? or am i slightly confuddled…??
My gran used to send me The Broon’s and Oor Wullie EVERY year!!!!!
If im lucky, I can pick them up in Smiths….. never have I had a better read lol!!!!
Yes, you have a great memory hun, born in Scotland I was, a wee while ago now lol!!!
Hows things up the road? :D 8)
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brilliant shaz :lol:
=D> =D>
@sharongooner wrote:
My gran used to send me The Broon’s and Oor Wullie EVERY year!!!!!
If im lucky, I can pick them up in Smiths….. never have I had a better read lol!!!!
Yes, you have a great memory hun, born in Scotland I was, a wee while ago now lol!!!
Hows things up the road? :D 8)
Oor Wullie … Your Wullie … Everybodys’ Wullie… guid im glad as my memory usual pants… proably the MJ lol well these days Shaz u don’t mind shaz dae ya…?? u can get the 2…!!! instead of the 1 one year and the other the next… i always throw a hissy fit if i dinny get them… lol i usually end up buyin them myself and wrappin them lol and waitin to see if i get them, them go oh look extra 2 pressies for me… lol wonder wot it is… them open them and everyone laffs sayin lol opps we forgot… and the best effin laff is… they moan im hard to buy for….!!!!! lol… here ive got loads of my old ones’ guy at the car boot collects them… so im tempted to sell a few…
im well, its started gettin that time to get the ole thermol undies oot…!!! freeze the baws aff a brass effin dug i say… baltic… lol mind ya its fairly sunny but effin cold lol
hows things south of the border … corrreeeee with that line thinkin of a naked Robbie Williams… lol laffed 2nite sad git that i am watched the tv awards it showed Ant n Dec way Robbie at last crimbo show lol funny as lol
Oh I missed the awards (most of it)… was watching my beloved Arsenal throwing away a match…..
But I did see the end, Mr Attenborough getting his award bless him :)
Its getting cold here too…. wore me scarf today for the first time lol!!!!!!
BRRRRRRRRRRR :P
not just ar5enal… man u and celtic got beaten away as well, i thought celtic would of well won…!!! glad i didnt take a mad turn and do a wee coupon the nite.. i wiud of taken ar5enal n man u n celtic… way miller, saha , Thierry Henry as first goal scorers… lucky fir me… unlucky for u supporters eh… rite enough of the verbal diahorria my bed is callin me alsorts of names ere’ as my wee barra will no doubt rudely awaken me at 6am on the dot… the ikkle charmer he is… lol i say muttered lol nite folks…
nite shaz tc x
Nite mary xxxxxx
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