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5 things I have learnt this week :
1: Divorces are never not messy
2: Just because it says ‘press here’, doesn’t mean you should!
3: That no matter how good a top looks on a model on the internet, it doesn’t mean it will look that good on you when you get it home!
4: Just when you think things could not get any more complicated, they do!
5: Do try to find at least an hour each day just to be YOU……………’cos you’re worth it!!
1. Don’t say things you don’t mean
2. Don’t hold in what you should say
3. Don’t believe everything you’re told
4. Don’t bang your head against a wall (its hurts)
5. Some men are jerks ( well i knew that b4 but its now confirmed)
Ooooer I have more than 5 ( shall i post em separately)
Just dont
6. Don’t use a blunt razor ( it makes a mess)
7. Don’t cry in public ( no one gives a sh1t)
8. Don’t text when your drunk
9. Don’t speak when drunk either
10. You don’t look good when you dance drunk ( no matter what anyone says)
oooer i have more
@Velvet 1 wrote:
6. Don’t use a blunt razor ( it makes a mess)
7. Don’t cry in public ( no one gives a sh1t)
8. Don’t text when your drunk
9. Don’t speak when drunk either
10. You don’t look good when you dance drunk ( no matter what anyone says)
oooer i have more
:lol: :lol: I have learnt those things too, well I know I should learn them, always forget to :lol: :lol:
@pete wrote:
Just dont
Just don’t what? I’m developing a liking for posting hmmmmm number 11 – 15 coming up me thinks
11. I can no longer buy clothes from the trendy front section of a catalogue
12. I cannot jump around at the gym like i used to without needing a wheel chair the next day ( much to the amusement of men i work with)
13. I can count my true friends on one hand
14. I get zits when im stressed and naffed off
15. I like posting on the boards :D/
1} Never just quickly pop to the shop when you have something on the boil… :oops:
2} ALWAYS check a girls profile, before engaging in chat, in a chat room. :oops:
3} Dont leave things you can do today, until tommorow.
4} Never put all your eggs in one basket.
5} ALWAYS make sure you have margerine, before the toast is done. :oops:
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow
If at first you dont succeed f*ck it
A friend in need is a f*cking nuisance
If a jobs worth doing it’s worth getting someone to do it
1. Tooth abscesses hurt – a lot!
2. That there is such a thing as an emergency dentist, but they only do the bare minimum.
3. That despite me saying that I don’t hate anyone and it’s a wasted emotion, there is one person that I absolutely detest and wouldn’t waste my spit on!
4. That the world won’t fall over in a heap if I put myself first once in a while.
5. That cats make a lot of mess when they have a snotty sneezy cold! :lol:
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