5 kinds of sex

The 5 types of sex.

1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the
honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you’re blue
in the face.

2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning
of the marriage; you’ll have sex anywhere, anytime,
even in the kitchen on the table, etc.

3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You’ve calmed down a
bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the
bedroom.

4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase
in which you pass each other in the hallway and say,
“Fook you!” This is also called oral sex by some.

5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you get divorced and you get screwed in
front of everyone in the courtroom.