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@rubyred wrote:
@pats wrote:
dont be ashamed pebbs.ur secrets are safe with me………(god i’m sooooo lying) :lol: :lol: :lol: u can *cum* agen anynite and drrag the tone of the room down….and bring shaz n pp…….wooooooooooooooooo.
wanders off in search of paracetamol and hopes caff is still breathing. hehehe. :lol: :lol: :lol:PM me pats… (chuckle)
i am still breathing!!! so dunt start a caff died thread fffs!!! lol
had a kitchen full of twenty something girls this morning, me youngest and her freinds dossed here last night after clubbing!!! they all decided they were gonna have brekky, eggs (poached in cling film , perfectly round eggs alledgedly , *shrugs* bacon, mushrooms in a toasted muffin!!) so im sat in me little corner wiv me lap top chatting to esme, svi was chopping mushrooms , abbie was buttering, lizzy was setting the kitchen of fire and chelle was putting cling film in a cup, then putting the egg in, then boiled them in the pan and unwrapped them!!! looked like a lot of fiddlin to me but hey they tasted ok!!! they cleared the kitchen up (for you mums out there , the kids clearing up job) lol and i finished the job, only took me an hour :? how can 4 girls get through 18 glasses???? ffs
so now peace reigns, they gone out for the day then lizzy going home to coventry…. not moaning, it was great to have all that life around even if i got the whole of the pipe n major scots guards doing morning drill in me head….. lol , missin em all ready… the girls not the scots guards….. hmm although….no wait…. its sunday……me evil twin is puttin erummm not so pure thoughts in me head….. 8) :oops:
rubes was funny as fook………..i was slightly inebreiated meself tho………and caff was paraletic. where were uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……….pfttttttttttt.
@pats wrote:
rubes was funny as fook………..i was slightly inebreiated meself tho………and caff was paraletic. where were uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……….pfttttttttttt.
on reflection i probably should have stayed in.. daughter called me around 4.30 and asked if i wanted to go local for a couple.. so we did. sat with 2 fellas at the remaining only seats. had a bit of a giggle, one was Cuban ,but had been here for years,but i enjoyed his stories of his homeland. the other was a tattooed bloke from head to foot.
I began to notice they were getting that wee bit seedy towards stacey. little comments.that id growl at.She is like me in many ways, enjoys a laugh. but this was kinda getting to me.things took a turn,when i heard the cuban tell stacey she had been flirting with the tattoed bloke all night !! and tried to set them up on a date ! she explained she was with partner,and besides tattoo boy was wearing a wedding ring !. all hell near broke loose LOL.. as i heard him ask stacey to cheat on her partner cos she ” was gagging for it” ..
I physically lifted her !! and sat her somewhere safe. and went back and gave el dorito and his pal hell ! dirty bastirds ! I got them chucked out LOL..
ffs we were out for 2 or 3 drinks of an afternoon ! went back to hers fuming ! and calmed down with a small vodka,watched telly,and spoke about what we would do when we win the lottery,or when mum in laws cops it and leaves stace all her dosh LOL..
In a drunken haze we decided that we would move to Spain and rory will be bi-lingual.Then we decided stacey should finish art college. Im sure somewhere in there i said i wanted to lose weight LOL.
was all dream talk,but how we laughed,, and looks like you durty lot were of a similar vein last night :)
who says real life is miles away from online :)
weird innit rubes…..took my son a cuppa in bed yesterday….he was watching an old episode of top gear. we got talkin about the funniest bits…..so many cos those 3 crack me up……….ad a reet giggle fa over an hour..discussed alsorts…….not liqorish………then the git sed btw i need those 2 t shirts on the floor washed dried n ironed in a hour. i hid the one that ad a pic of a woman on and the slogan saying…….nice legs.what time do they open?……..as my baby surely doesnt do things like that??!!! :shock: got a fone call from littleun….he was staying at his cousins again whoooooooooo……….so settled here and ad a fookin riot in the chatroom. :lol:
I quite like being a virgin thankyou very much, but it does sound like you had a laugh.
Cath… I wanna know what you edited all your posts for… what did you say ffs?!
@sharongooner wrote:
I quite like being a virgin thankyou very much, but it does sound like you had a laugh.
Cath… I wanna know what you edited all your posts for… what did you say ffs?!
i lost track in the end shaz wen caff reverted to typing in hindustani…..and calling everyone kunts. :lol: :lol:
@pats wrote:
i lost track in the end shaz wen caff reverted to typing in hindustani…..and calling everyone kunts
Cath would never do that !
she just made an exception for me Pats
All i remeber was pebs coming in and taking me from behind while toy stoof smkirking and callling me names #
He always belittles me that 1 hates me wiv a passion i tell ya
Then caff was kicking off with some gezza named mark wanted to take him home and warm is coc kles up she said :shock:
And pats wellllllllllllllllllllllllll IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TELLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :twisted:
@sunny wrote:
All i remeber was pebs coming in and taking me from behind while toy stoof smkirking and callling me names #
He always belittles me that 1 hates me wiv a passion i tell ya
Then caff was kicking off with some gezza named mark wanted to take him home and warm is coc kles up she said :shock:
And pats wellllllllllllllllllllllllll IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TELLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :twisted:
wot wot wot sunny…..i did nuffin i tell yas……*gags sunny and looks innocent* :oops: :oops: :D
Wot did ya dooooooooo what did ya dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 8-[:twisted: Wots it worth to keep me gob shut huh huh huh
I fink i should get atleast a savaloy now with me chips 8)
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