4 Sexual Techniques to Make Her Wild with Desire

Received from a friend, I cannot vouch for these techniques but hope to persuade my other half to try them out really soon….. :lol:

**************************************************************

Between being married a long time, and also being a woman, I can tell you blokes that there are certain things you can do to make your wife swoon. They aren’t difficult, anyone can do them and they are some of the most sexiest things I can think of… and I have quite the imagination!!

So, are you ready? Are you a real man? Wipe that drop of drool from the corner of your mouth and read on….

Technique #1 : Wet Hands (One of the best)

Yep, it is the wet hands technique. Certainly one of the most popular among most women of today who were recently polled for this article. So simple. So exciting. You will leave her almost breathless.

* Fill the kitchen sink up with hot water and add a few drops of a scented dish liquid. Not too many, you don’t want it to be harsh. There are many very nice scents out now, from vanilla and lavender to grapefruit. It is completely up to you. With a soft cloth in your hands plunge your hands into the water and get the cloth very wet. Now, moving slowly and gently place a dish in the water and rub the cloth Across the surface of it.. over and over again. Place the dish in clean rinse water and repeat until she is moaning with pleasure.

Technique #2: Vibrate Me Baby

This technique utilizes what many women think of as toys… It is a little more difficult and takes a little more muscle, but you being a big strong man, I know you can do it.. Are you man enough?

*Carefully pull the vacuum out of where it has been stored. You know you want to. Plug it in and push ALL the right buttons. Slowly move back and forth and back and forth across the carpet, you will know when to move to a new spot. Move to the next spot and repeat as long as it takes to get results (I hear they are graded from A to G so keep it mind as you work away and head for that G spot!).

Technique #3 : The Wet T Shirt Game

This game is pretty easy, although you will have to think quickly while in the midst of getting your game on. If you can handle the amount of agitation and vibration in the first few minutes you will be OK until the end.

*You will need two piles… no I did not say poles, I said piles. Put everything white and light coloured in one and everything dark coloured in the other. Fill the washing machine drawer with detergent and fabric conditioner (this is imperative… use the amount suggested by the manufacturer). Add the light pile. Close the door. Turn it on. Write her a love letter about how great her eyes are while you are waiting for it to finish. Repeat with the dark colours except use cold water.

Quick note: If your wife is screaming “Yes! Yes! Yes!” Don’t stop what you are doing.. that is called domesticus interruptus and it really is frustrating for women.

Technique #4: What Goes Up Must Come Down

This is best used as the quickie, whether in the middle of the night or during a chaotic afternoon. She can’t say no to this one. When you put the toilet seat up…. put it back down… Every time.