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    One a paralegal, one unemployed and other one a hairdresser. They chatted about their relationships and decided to surprise their men by greeting them wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes and would reconvene again in a few days to exchange notes.

    Hairdresser mate:
    The other night I met my guy at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild er ya know all night.

    Unemployed mate:
    The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said – You are the woman of my dreams. Then we made passionate love all night long.

    Paralegal mate:
    When my fella came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said – What’s for dinner, Zorro?

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    How do you recognise a brunette at the airport…..

    She’s the one throwing bread at the airplanes.

    #504029

    Why are there so few good brunette jokes?

    Because blonde men would have to think them up.

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    #504033

    @blossom‘ wrote:

    @delilah wrote:

    How do you recognise a brunette at the airport…..

    She’s the one throwing bread at the airplanes.

    Err…..good joke…shame I didn’t get it :lol:

    Not shocked ;) <3

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