2012 London Olympics

@panda12 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

made an erse of the above.. sure you get my drift but its making out Im an express reader. SOOO..

that is all really true actually. ! I was seeig a londoner for a while and he could not beleive i would help folks with buggies up escalators etc. I lived in london when Younger. last time i went it seemed to be far more people there. maybe an age thing.Even near took a panic attack at Victoria with the amount of people they let on the tube. it is a shame as there is a lack of trust down there to even help another human being. Suffice to say when he came up here he was astonished at how everyone spoke to him,and wanted to know why he was up here etc. maybe us scots are nosey fvckers

I help ppl with suitcases and buggies etc but I don’t do conversations with strangers. My mum told me not to. :P

What you doing here then? :lol:

/does a 70’s hit the ribs with Elbows self conscious shuffle.

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

We Are Family

:D

*dances and sings

*feels the love

:lol:

Uh huh.. and check out my m8 Tel baby at 1.37 8)

You telling me that Telboy is The Count? :shock:

You have destroyed my happy childhood memories.

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Sorry to dash your dreams 8-[

But surely the post counting thread was a dead giveaway?

:roll:

It all makes sense now, Sgt. That’s why he used to be “Sir Actor.”

“The Count’s main purpose is educating children on simple mathematical concepts, most notably counting. The Count has a love of counting (arithmomania); he will count anything and everything, regardless of size, amount, or how much annoyance he is causing the other Muppets or human cast.

For instance, he once prevented Ernie from answering a telephone because he wanted to continue counting the number of rings. Another time, while serving as an elevator operator, he refused to let Kermit the Frog get out at his selected floor so he could count on every floor in the building.

His favorite number is 230, which is referring to an inside joke about the time 2:30. The Count mentions 2:30 at an any chance he can get and often makes jokes about it. During the afternoon, his segments of the show always come on at exactly 2:30 p.m. or during the “fashionably late” segment, which airs at 2:31.

The Count lives in an old, cobweb-infested castle which he shares with many bats. Sometimes he counts them. Some of the pet bats are named, including Grisha, Misha, Sasha, and Tatiana. He has a cat, Fatatita, as well. Sometimes he counts her. He also drives a special car designed in the features of a bat, named the Countmobile.

The Count has been shown with a number of girlfriends. Always a feminized version of the Count Muppet, they have included Countess von Backwards (debuting in Sesame Street’s 28th season) who counts backwards; Countess Dahling von Dahling (debuted in the 12th season), and one simply named “The Countess, first appearing in season 8. The von Count family also includes an unnamed brother and mother as well as an Uncle Uno and grandparents.”

*covers up neck

*hides magnetic numbers on the fridge