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2 tough questions
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist
He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.Which of these candidates would be our choice?
Decide first… no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn’t it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember:
Amateurs…built the ark.
Professionals…built the TitanicAnd Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year…Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line... where the deuce is the delete button?
@lotty wrote:
2 tough questions
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?No, but I’d recommend she stops shagging her brother and having his babies.
Me thinks lotty is upsetting a few people with her intelligence and humour,don’t you bunch of up your own ar se board wallers want the competition or summat??……..ffs get a grip ya all so stuck in ya foookin ways.
Keep it up lotty and fook the lot of em…..my views of course,not necessarily lotty’s
Remember……….i don’t foookin care
@reason wrote:
Me thinks lotty is upsetting a few people with her intelligence and humour,don’t you bunch of up your own ar se board wallers want the competition or summat??……..ffs get a grip ya all so stuck in ya foookin ways.
Keep it up lotty and fook the lot of em…..my views of course,not necessarily lotty’s
Remember……….i don’t foookin care
What the devil are you talking about? I answered her question.. I would seriously suggest she shags someone outside of her family if she keeps giving birth to such babies!
It’s really not a good idea to inbreed. You end up with people like Geoff.
okies ,,,, why do you keep moven my threads this aint a joke or wat ever this is you have movd this too <<<<<< will wait for a response ??????
@lotty wrote:
okies ,,,, why do you keep moven my threads this aint a joke or wat ever this is you have movd this too <<<<<< will wait for a response ??????
I’ve just had a movement of a different sort lotty,but it was much easier to get rid of than these pesky moderators who keeping moving things about,mind you,my movement was satisfying to me,unlike yours,which i think stinks more than my movement…….although i did have a curry last night,so it will be a close run thing :?
lmao ermmmmmmmm thanks for that bit of info reason ,,,,, i really needed to know that ….. i dont think …. your a nutter but i lubs ya :lol: :lol:
Does anyone on this site understand the concept of rhetorical questions?
Keep it up lotty
=D> =D> =D>
btw Hitler wasn’t actually a vegetarian. he did suffer from chronic flatuence, for which his doctor recommended a vegetarian diet, but as well as this he also recieved regular injections of a high protein serum derived from pulverised bull’s testicles therefore his diet wasn’t strictly vegetarian@lotty wrote:
2 tough questions
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist
He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.Which of these candidates would be our choice?
Decide first… no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn’t it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember:
Amateurs…built the ark.
Professionals…built the TitanicAnd Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year…Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line.Food for thought or what Lotty…well done a post that gets those of us with brains thinking
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