1st Dress Rehearsal !!

The Don was exhausted !
” hey tweedledee and tweedleiloveme ” pack it in ! The lines you’re given only and i don’t want to hear another moi !! it’s not in the lines !!! ”

” Cinders, please will you stop twirling about in that dress please ,,,, I keep thinking of Fantasia …. ”

”Ok Evil queen Tracy ….. cue …. ”

Evil queen had been distracted by her nemesis ….. ” knock me out luv i’ll rip ya fookin eyeballs out and shlt in the holes ”

” Securityyyyyyyy ” shouted the Don , Madmoimoo was escorted out of the building …….

” ok we’ll need another pumpkin now fgs … ”

Sleeping Beauty was playing keepy uppy with the Mcfooker and the the other dwafs, dwarf alkiarse was being used as a goal post.

” I can’t work with these amateurs fgs !!! I need a professional !!! Welchy The Grape sort it !!! ”

”ugly as a moose … stop eatting the back drops and moo fgs …. on cue ”

Ugly as a Moose misheard.

There was a collective ewwwwww …….

” no no ” shouted The Don I said Moooo not p…. oh pissin ell …..”

” who the feck is that ? ” cried The Don…

” I’m princess shrek !! ”

” penny for a guy…shrek is not a pantomine !! ”

” Well I’m green now and if i don’t get a part I’ll talk about troubs havin a fling with someone i’ll make up outta the blue … possibly mario …”

The Don burst out laughing !! she may have poor taste in men Penny but thats unbelieveable !!!

Penny for a Guy hmmpphed and went and sat on the Throne …. eating M&S nibbles ….

A Commotion was heard by the stage door, Welchy the Grape came in dragging a large sack, no it wasnt attatched to BFG .

” Got one Don …. ive gorra pro to play Prince Charmin like ….. ”

Welchy flexed her large muscles and emptied the sack …. there before everyones eyes lay a dazed and slightly cross-eyed David tennant …..

An audible gasp went rount the room followed by a high pitched squeal and the rattling of a pill bottle …..

Cinders grabbed her glass slipper and her bottle of drugs and went to offer David a drink ….

” David darling i knew you’d come ….. now drink this loverrrrrrr …… ”