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How can you explain to these foreign jobsworths
might be the line obtuse is referring to
takes a lot of skill to stop it dead on a tenner, i have perfected it now, i fuel my car up with my eyes closed, problem being, i often miss the tank and get it all down my pants
lol – I just get it all over my hands and then back in the car, light a cigarette and start clapping madly at my own stupidity.
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@obtuse wrote:
ignorant racist
has chris paul been reincarnated i wonder … :wink:
Sounds and looks like Daggers writing. I wonder if he forgot the password to Kevin as well.
rainyy oh the fun ive had with your stalker while youve been away :lol: dreamspite- her name at the time – i completely destroyed her – please see exochat ect for full details…im sure shazza has filled you in….i got pics the lot she blew her top for a while, then slinked off….but ffs some people just dont know when to quit do they? :wink: :lol:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
rainyy oh the fun ive had with your stalker while youve been away :lol: dreamspite- her name at the time – i completely destroyed her – please see exochat ect for full details…im sure shazza has filled you in….i got pics the lot she blew her top for a while, then slinked off….but ffs some people just dont know when to quit do they? :wink: :lol:
I miss all the fun! :evil:
@toybulldog wrote:
tis easy
You make a godawful fuss as the queue of frustrated shoppers lengthens behind you. Eventually someone will have the good grace to chuck a whole penny on the counter. They will do this because they have a life to get on with, and can probably write it off against tax somehow.
You then depart with that special smirk on your face, while clutching your unsoiled tenner and muttering “Suckers !!” under your breath.
I am not worthy in the presence of such a true master of tightwaddery. =D>
ps…do you have any tips on how I can jump the queue at Morrisons’ checkout without getting anyone’s back up yet still maintaining that “special smirk”…?? :shock:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
rainyy oh the fun ive had with your stalker while youve been away :lol: dreamspite- her name at the time – i completely destroyed her – please see exochat ect for full details…im sure shazza has filled you in….i got pics the lot she blew her top for a while, then slinked off….but ffs some people just dont know when to quit do they? :wink: :lol:
Yeah shazza has filled me in on the whole episode, i miss all the fun!! I’m sure she’s still here however so hold on – *waves*..hiya love – you never know we might have an encore.
Hmm exochat you say. I’ve 4 weeks left to have fun with her before i go on hol… och i’m sure i could use one of my sad and completely housebound disorder tokens one day on it!
@pete wrote:
How can you explain to these foreign jobsworths
might be the line obtuse is referring to
My use of the word “foreign” makes me a racist?? :roll:
obtuse sounds like a fully paid-up member of the looney left who needs some tree-hugging therapy.
That is so obviously Dagger/Kevin the Gerbil. :lol:
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