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Joseph: ‘No, you idiot, I said I wanted to see The Manager.’ :lol:
I remember when I was 15.
My mum said to me, “When you have sex make sure that you wear a condom”.
I said, “Why?”
She took off her bra and said, “Because I don’t want another spastic kid”.
Kate and Gerry have just found out that she is 2 months pregnant.
They’ve already decided to give it up for abduction.
Cluade and Maude, both in their 80’s decide to have some fun and start kissing, one thing leads to another and they end up having sex.
Afterwards Cluade is lying there thinking to himself – if i had of know she was that tight i would have been gentle.
Maude lying there thinking to herself – if i had of know he could still get it up, i would have taken my tights off!!!!
Lady walks into B & Q and asks the male assistant for a Door Hinge!
As he passes it to her, he says: ‘Would you like a screw for that?’ To which she replies: ‘Nah – But I’ll f u c k you for a few tins of paint.’
My son needed a Bone Marrow transplant & we found a perfect match in Argentina. The operation took place & was a great success.
My thanks go out to Diego, Marrow Donor.
I found a grey pube on my ballsack earlier.
Luckily, it was my Nan’s.
@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:
I found a grey pube on my ballsack earlier.
Luckily, it was my Nan’s.
:lol:
@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:
I found a grey pube on my ballsack earlier.
Luckily, it was my Nan’s.
ew.
I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled parking space outside work this morning.
I thought to myself, “I wonder what his handicap is?”
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