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Lmaooo.. I managed to fit in two.. HaHaHa.. :lol:
Come On, you knew I’d reply with something like that.. :lol:
@woohoo wrote:
Come On, you knew I’d reply with something like that.. :lol:
What are you suggesting young man! I’m an extremely naive shy person :lol:
A priest was teaching his young son how to wank. “wow dad this is great fun” says the young son.
“Just wait till your 13 and you can use your own cock” replies the priest.John Leslie has just been in Court for raping Harvey Price.
He’s claiming it is down to his Dyslexia, he said he thought the instructions read “use sickly black spastic”
@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:
A priest was teaching his young son how to wank. “wow dad this is great fun” says the young son.
“Just wait till your 13 and you can use your own cock” replies the priest.That’s wrong in so many ways. His son? And he’s a priest?
I am ashamed that I laughed. Feel dirty now.
Washing doesn’t help.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother’s Alzheimers is getting worse.
I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid penis.
I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Men will screw anything. :P
What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist. :wink:
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