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@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:

which leads me nicely onto:

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Let’s go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.”

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now completely nude, she purred at him,
“What would you say is my best feature?” Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, “It’s got to be your ears.”

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, “My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin – no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!”
Clearing his throat, he stammered, “Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me…”

Ah, see because you explained the last one I got this one… but I saw it coming (excuse the pun)

Teapot

@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:

I did give it away a little! Oh well it was worth it, next time you are cybering in jc you have a new word to use.

Never have cybered Wake not ever, Anyway try this for a joke

‎”Now, how’s he gonna read that magazine all rolled up like that…?” thought the spider”

He he

Teapot

A few dodgy ones but love that last one :lol:

Well,..

I just came back from Africa, and as you know, food there is scarce, and it’s a valuable source.. That’s why I bagged myself two full nights with one blokes missus for a Kit-Kat. :lol: