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Here are 10 tips/rules for a better and easier life with reference to women
1. Never take your girlfriend past a wedding dress shop. She might get ideas
2. Never have an affair with a priest’s wife, he has a whole cemetery to bury you in
3. Always where your socks in bed, helps for a quick get away
4. Always give your girlfiend a seeing to on Saturday night, she will leave you alone then on sunday to watch the match
5. Never buy your girlfriend chocolates or flowers, she will think your upto something
6. Never say the L word to your girlfriend, as soon as you do, life is over
7. Never kick her back doors in, as soon as you do she starts farting loke a trooper
8. Never call out the wrong name, if you do hold on, and you will know what it is like to be in a rodeo
9. When doing oral, do not inhale, you will feel like you have just sucked up the entire north sea
10. Do not show her this list :shock:
here you go Oss
looks like you need to read the real rules :lol:UNDERSTANDING THE RULES
1 The female always makes the rules
2 The rules are subject to change at anytime without prior notifcation
3 No male can possible no all the rules
4 If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules she must change some of them immediataly
5 The female is never wrong
6 If the female is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong
7 If rule six applies the male must apologise immedately for causing the misunderstanding
8 The female may change her mind at anytime
9 The male must never change his mind without written consent of the female
10 The female has every right to be upset or angry at anytime
11 The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be upset or angry
12 The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she requires im to be upset or angry
13 The male is expected to mind read at all times
14 The male who dosnt abide by the rules cant take the heat and lacks
backbone and is a wimp
15 Any attempt to document the rules will result in bodily harm to the male
16 If the wome has PMT all rules are null and void except rule 13
17 The female is ready when she is ready
18 The male must be ready at all timesoh ps i forgot rule 19 the most important rule
19 Be a bro, and not a sis. Lift the lid, before you pi ss.:roll: tut tut Oss i only think 8 are right :lol: :wink:
So i did, feck i must be loosing it :shock:
@pete wrote:
you did this thread once already wakey wakey
lol I was wondering where all the replies had gone. Oss ya dozy fecka lol :lol:
@becky wrote:
:roll: tut tut Oss i only think 8 are right :lol: :wink:
What 8 though :roll:
and AB darlin, that list of yours is spot on, but rules were meant for bending or breaking :lol:
@oss wrote:
@becky wrote:
:roll: tut tut Oss i only think 8 are right :lol: :wink:
What 8 though :roll:
and AB darlin, that list of yours is spot on, but rules were meant for bending or breaking :lol:
And so are the bones of men if they dont follow the rules without bending or breaking them :wink: :lol: :D
Shurrup Catz :lol: :lol:
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