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Here are 10 tips/rules for a better and easier life with reference to women
1. Never take your girlfriend past a wedding dress shop. She might get ideas
2. Never have an affair with a priest’s wife, he has a whole cemetery to bury you in
3. Always where your socks in bed, helps for a quick get away
4. Always give your girlfiend a seeing to on Saturday night, she will leave you alone then on sunday to watch the match
5. Never buy your girlfriend chocolates or flowers, she will think your upto something
6. Never say the L word to your girlfriend, as soon as you do, life is over
7. Never kick her back doors in, as soon as you do she starts farting loke a trooper
8. Never call out the wrong name, if you do hold on, and you will know what it is like to be in a rodeo
9. When doing oral, do not inhale, you will feel like you have just sucked up the entire north sea
10. Do not show her this list :shock:
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4. Always give your girlfiend a seeing to on Saturday night, she will leave you alone then on sunday to watch the match
I realise that point 4 was a typo…… but isn’t ”Girlfiend” so much more appropriate???
@forumhostpb wrote:
4. Always give your girlfiend a seeing to on Saturday night, she will leave you alone then on sunday to watch the match
I realise that point 4 was a typo…… but isn’t ”Girlfiend” so much more appropriate???
u didnt say that last night PB :lol: 8) :wink:
And I thought you’d finally ditched your lists oss :shock: tut tut [-X :lol:
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