❤Mr Creosote And Mr Critical The True Love Story Of The Century❤

Ambassador Of Truth wrote:

Mr Critical insidiously Asks Mr Creosote To Go For A Few Swift Ones, And Not To Hurt Mr Criticals Feelings He Kindly Accepts The Sinister Offer

So off Mr Creosote and Mr Critical pop to the pub when tragedy happens, Mr Critical falls down a man hole, Mr Creosote shouts down ” IS IT DARK DOWN THERE YOU USELESS NUMPTY ” to here a harrowing reply of ” HOW THE BLOOMING HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I CANNOT BLOOMING SEE ”

So After This As A Token of Mr Criticals Gratitude And Generosity Towards The Fantastic And Highly Successful Entrepreneur Mr Creosote, He Credulously Asks The Tremendously Intelligent Mr Creosote To A Straightener In His Local Forest Queensbury Rules Of Course, So As You Guessed Entrepreneurs Love Living On The Edge And Yet Again Accepts Such A Naïve Offer

Once at the forest Mr Critical throws his parker coat on the floor, Mr Creosote says to Mr Critical “go on then you numpty get in the forest as I am going to give you a jolly good seeing to young man” to a copiously terrified sounding voice of Mr Critical replying ” don’t try n pull the wool over my eyes Creosote where is the forest I cannot see for the trees ”

ps….Taking a sceppyguy Is Mr Critical And My Fine Self Mr Creosote As Mr Critical Has Kindly Took It Upon Himself To Call Me

To Be Continued……….

oh, come on, this is hardly the Henry James style I was looking for from you, Mr Creosote!!

In fact, if I were the editor of a school magazine , it would be straight in the rubbish bin!