Charity Shops…

Hi Angela,
you certainly had a productive day. Enjoy ur bargains and pass them back when you’ve finished. We have about 7 on my local high street including 2 furniture ones. I have found some gems while mooching around charity shops.
My fav charity shop gets some great designer stuff donated and will display it in their window. They wont sell it until a certain day! every time I walk past its tempting me ! I have even gone in and offered more that the asking price but they wont give in lol. On the day of sale they always have a queue outside!

Designer outfit £40 with new suede jacket, leather gloves and skirt.

I go in charity shops,when im skint,i steal from them,you know like going in the changing room,taking two shirts,jeans,jumpers etc
then when i come out,”Isay not it dont fit luv”
then walk out wearing the other items,under my other clothes
sweating like a beaver
but tbf I always make a point of donating £20 to them when i win at the bookies(like i did yesterday)
so i will go in tomorrow and say “not buying,just giving ,stick that in the till”

oh tip about charity shops

dont be bothering going in poor areas charity shops

hit the posh areas like lytham st annes etc

better clobber innit.

ah woz in Blackpool on friday, so ah thort

ya know looking at all the phenos around Blackpool

Ah thort well they orl tawk like barrer boy poets ere – they don’t tawk like this anywhere else, not even cockney sparrer land, so i ort to as well, know wot ah mean? giddit yeah

so ah thort

ah’ll tike ould cosy’s advice and after poppin into frankie’s and ma kelly’s to see if ah could nick anyfing from the posh gits

ah thort ah’ll look for a charity shop coz ah couldn’t afford to nick stuff from lytham st anne’s ya know

so ah cycles around, smoking me wet fag and reciting crap poems ah wrote on the back erv me fagpacket and wot should ah come across but….

the Tower well ah never it looks just lahk it did when ah was a lil nipper dancing with me mam round the borlroom and laffin at Charlie Cairoli

and suddenly ah see this nasty lil git with two layers of clothes on ‘im, driving a bike with a wet fag ‘angin’ out erv is mahf and reciting crap poems he’s written and

we both gave a gander at each other lahk yer do lahk

and ah said you look like victor meldrew ya ugly ol git

and ‘e said you look like quasimodo yer deaf ol git

and ah said where’s a good charity shop?

and ‘e said naff off

and ah thort

that must be cosy

so we both drove off lookin for people ‘oo talk like barrer boys