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    First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden
    Then he said to himself, “There’s something he’s needing “

    After casting about for a suitable pearl
    He kept messing around and created a girl

    Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender
    Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender

    Two lovely hips to increase his desire
    And rounded and firm to bring out the fire

    Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud
    Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud

    Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you
    And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you

    Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder
    And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder

    ‘Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing
    Then he added a mouth. Spoiled the whole fucking thing

    #324624

    :lol: :lol: very good

    #324625

    LMAO.. So true!! :lol:

    #324626

    Didn’t teach us that when I was at school :lol:

    #324627

    Tut tut but funny …………..

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