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A woman gets home from doing the weekly shopping and she says to her husband ‘You know, I thought I saw a loaf of bread named after you in the supermarket’
‘Really?’ her husband replies.
‘Really’ she says ‘but I looked again and it actually said thick cut’
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Thanks sharon, was sent quite a few today but this isn’t the place for most of them :lol:
go for it… I will read em, 8)
Okay, I’ll do a couple (but not the shipman one)
A teacher asks a class full of kids ‘What was Churchill famous for?’
A kid at the back shouts ‘Being a white man called Winston’I’m trying to load that new Boeing 777 flight simulator onto my PC, but it keeps crashing.
I was really depressed last night, so much so that I phoned the samaritans. As per usual, I was put through to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was depressed and they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.
good laugh :lol:
winston… :wink: I like that one,.
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