Heaven

Three men – two hetro and one homosexual – are on a cruise with their partners when a huge tidal wave hits their boat and kills them.

Standing at the pearly gates, St.Peter says to the first man ‘I’m sorry, I cannot let you in. You love money too much, you never give anything to charity so you have more for yourself, you even married a woman called Penny. Due to your greed I cannot let you in’

The second man steps forward, St.Peter says ‘I’m sorry, I cannot let you in. You love food too much, you would rather eat every last crumb than give a sandwich to a homeless man on the street who hasn’t eaten for days, you even married a woman called Candy. Due to your greed, I cannot let you in.

The third man, the gay guy, whispers to his partner ‘I don’t fancy our chances, Dick’